Bastarding Nissan Juke advert

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

"All modern cars look the same."

 

Nissan unveils Juke which looks different to everything else on the market

 

"Ahhhh it's ugly, it doesn't conform to my car design ideals"

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^ in your eyes it is. I quite like it!

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I think it's knowingly ugly and confrontational, like some of Flaminio Bertoni's designs.

 

[Guest]

The Nissan Juke is daft and I wouldn't want one.

The Audi A2 is daft and I wouldn't want one.

The Renault Avantime is daft and I wouldn't want one.

 

But I like to see all of them, because they're a bit weird and you don't see many around. They're full-on Autoshite. A lot of the cars we like are a bit rubbish, that's the whole point. The ads for it are a bit infuriating (I particularly dislike the smug-sounding voiceover on Nissan ads), but the car itself is just a daft-looking thing which isn't selling particularly well. If they were a massive sales success and everyone else hurriedly killed off the remaining three-box saloons to make room for Juke ripoffs I'd be concerned, but they aren't, so I'm alright. At least it isn't another Audi Q7 or something.

[M'coli]

I wasn't saying it was good or bad, I still laugh out loud when I see one on the road, but I'd had this niggle that I'd seen some of the styling cues somewhere else.

[Formula Autos]

I had this niggle that I'd seen some of the styling cues somewhere else.

 

How about these?

Bumper lights.

Rear lights. At least from one of their own products.

Side glass.

Wheelarches.

Rear door handles.

General stance.

[warren t claim]

A driving instructor in St Helens is using a Nissan Puke. They don't look fantastic in the rearward visability dept.