OMG, Suspended From RetroRides

[FredTransit]

Have to point out at this stage none of the Admin on RR 'get' Norm!

[mouseflakes]

Mods!! Mods!!

 

Ban this man!

 

One post and he's already confused me. No fair!

 

Thanks.

[ChinaTom]

In a few years I expect my BMW will be as rusty as that anyway.

 

I haven't yet seen a pineapple on the roof of anything of his, so I guess it's ok.

 

Welcome along. You'll only get flicked off here if you diss someone's Tagora.

[Torsten2001]

Is this an ecumenical Church then? This Shite House on the interweb?

 

I've heard it is! I hope so. All sorts of shite is welcome then? Whether runny, hard, bloody, nuggets, footlong, colors of Benetton, etc etc?

 

My current banishment is because I like Mike Burroughs & his Shite Rat BMWs - can you believe that? All the other gits post love for them, but once I love them, I get banned, LOL!

 

How can you not like Burroughs' crummy BMWs? They're great! The whole idea of shaggy Bimmers is delicious, especially run through corncob country like Tennessee and Georgia, and then photographed out back of PigglyWiggly's parking lot. Masterstroke!

 

(And causing strokes amongst the anally retentive detail-by-QTip BMW Purist Borg. Which is Burrough's whole intention - which goes right over RR's heads. They think it's just rat. No, that's the simpleton analysis. It's a statement about suburban money and banging on the self-congratulatory nouveau riche. But that's too demanding of deep thinking on RR, I guess, or they'd not have banned someone pointing out these facts. But the Sarcasm Police are on full patrol there. LOL, separating what is an earnest post from a possibly sarcastic post. )

 

Anyway, I'm sure I'll get a shite welcome here. And you can bet I'll give you a shite response right back.

 

Love your 'tude here!

 

Norm

eh?

 

errr, welcome man!

[pogweasel]

*puts tin foil hat on*

[Mr Lobster]

erm, Welcome.

 

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

It's a statement about suburban money and banging on the self-congratulatory nouveau riche.

Trust me, the Nouveau Riche don't give a shit. They carry on as before, and this guy looks like a twat trying very hard to make a statement about a group in society who really don't give a fuck what he thinks. To the guy with the big house, new 5 Series, trophy wife etc, Mike Burroughs is a loser. Right or wrong, that's how they'll judge him.

All this rusty paint strippered rat look junk is for mental cases. Run an old banger because you want to/can only afford to, not as some kind of 'statement'. I run an old car because I'm incredibly tight.

[Fat_Pirate]

I had to search Google to find said BMW, I can't see any difference between that and any other ratlook car though. If it was a 3-month old M3 it might be making a statement, but that's an old zero-value 5-series.

[cms206]

Well, yes... quite! Welcome!

 

 

 

 

(... I think?!)

[ChinaTom]

I think this will be fun.

 

Does anyone remember Joey Wyatt from a spectacularly good episode of Miami Vice? Failing that, don't worry as Luther Lee Boggs does the trick too.

 

Absolutely NO offence intended. Just the way my mind works.

[VWPowered]

Suspended From RetroRides

no real loss really eh

 

and welcome to AS the much better alternative to 'other sites' where you can screammm 'i love tagora's and metro's' and no blinks a eyelash, we then share a group hug to show unity and strength

 

[Cavcraft]

I have to say the vast majority of the original post went right over my head, but welcome anyhow.

 

You need to post some pictures of scantily clad birds all over an AMC Pacer now to prove you're actually a Sherman.

[mouseflakes]

Don't totally disagree with any view on Burroughs, except absolutist views, for that is the antithesis of automotive ecumenism.

Sir! Sir!

 

He's doing it again Sir!

[dollywobbler]

I don't understand, but you should get on here fine as long as you don't continue with the RR bashing. It is what it is. Like it or love shite.

[garethj]

I didn't really get any of that, but welcome all the same.

 

Leave your baggage at the door, settle back and enjoy.

[Guest]

42.

 

Have you found my Piazza back box yet?

 

Welcome to Autoshite.

[trigger]

I'm surprised that you Norm, one of the long term and well known members got suspended for having an opinion, Crazy isn't it.

 

We are much more open to free mind here, If you dislike a car just say it, no-one gives a shit, which is why i like it here.

 

Though am i the only one who's started to notice a lot more former RR members have started to filter onto here now?, It reminds me of Radio 1, When your young it's the only station that you listen to but once you start to get to 25ish your tastes change, you start to notices it's just full of crap and so you move onto Radio 2.

 

Welcome to the site.

[garethj]

We are much more open to free mind here

I disagree

[Alexg]

Is there a link to this shit that went down on RR?

[Pillock]

I never understood you on RR, I doubt I'm going to understand you here. I shall nod along, verbally agree occasionally, and probably post some lolcats.

[Mr Lobster]

I don't understand, but you should get on here fine as long as you don't continue with the RR bashing. It is what it is. Like it or love shite.

Exactly.

 

If you don't like RR then thats up to you but theres no need to see this as a place to come and knock it. Autoshite is a place to appreciate old, unloved rammle.

 

I can see where your coming from on Vans shoes though They do look a bit twatty.

 

[Albert Ross]

Well I reckon I'm just as confused. I drive old shite because that fits my pocket. Fuck the rest of 'em and what they think. I REALLY couldn't care a shit.

 

I like terrorising the wankers in posh cars. They deserve a lungful of retarded diesel smoke as I pull up next to them in heavy traffic, Black Sabbath thundering out of the loadbed, and more leaks and rattles than a kindergarten.

 

Yeah. Shite rules.

[Guest]

Is there a link to this shit that went down on RR?

+1.

 

There's no harm in Norm. I can even comprehend his musings if the coffee is strong enough. Said tipple also gives me the ability to see down the entire length of the M56.

 

He should really post some pictures of his tres pretty Kugelfischer Capri.

[mouseflakes]

Don't totally disagree with any view on Burroughs, except absolutist views, for that is the antithesis of automotive ecumenism.

Sir! Sir!

He's doing it again Sir!

Sorry - where are my manners?

 

Welcome Norm!

 

Since there's no need for a definition of what's 'good', 'cool' or 'worthy' here, you're unlikely to find anyone falling out with you over such things.

 

I guess it's a happy accident that on Autoshite, crap is good and good is good, so it's all good. And no-one gets upset if you say it's crap - because that's good.

 

Here's a welcome gift...

 

[Cavcraft]

You need to post some pictures of scantily clad birds all over an AMC Pacer now to prove you're actually a Sherman.

I do have this pic of a Frenchie lass excreting a Pacer, would that suffice?

Good first effort, though a few too many clothes for my liking.

Next you have to post a picture of a bird in a bikini waxing an Austin Maxi but it must be the 1750HL version.

[pogweasel]

DOES IT RUN ON VEG OIL?

[kevin 900]

A bird bikini waxing a Maxi? Did I read that right...?

[FredTransit]

A bird bikini waxing a Maxi? Did I read that right...?

God help me, that's how I read it.....

[morris_ital_lover]

Good effort, however, a definitive shite list is now needed !

 

m0rris

[retrogeezer]

still need a link to the 5 series thing on RR.....please.