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Does he work out of a shipping container in a disused petrol station? Ten quid round here and they'll vacuum the scotch egg debris from out of the seat folds too.

 

One of the hand car washes here has closed down.... rumour has it that the guy running it had two businesses - whilst your car was being washed, the gentleman driver could, erm, "relax" in the flats behind with the company of, erm, ladies. Insert your own joke about lather, buffing etc.

 

To be fair it was one of the busier ones. Still wouldn't have thought it was seven large though.

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Notable tools of the trade include wax that costs £8,200 per tub

:shock: And I thought a £20 tub of wax was too much....

Posted

Notable tools of the trade include wax that costs £8,200 per tub

:shock: And I thought a £20 tub of wax was too much....

his is gold vasoline, cos he's gonna fuck your arse when you see that bill

 

i'd never pay that, id take pride of polishing my own ride 8)

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If you need a microscope to see the scratch, it aint scratched :twisted::cry:

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If you need a microscope to see the scratch, it aint scratched :twisted::cry:

I believe the correct term is "Emporers new clothes..." :wink:

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Notable tools of the trade include wax that costs £8,200 per tub

:shock: And I thought a £20 tub of wax was too much....

Blimey! How many resprays could you get for £8,200? :shock::?

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i'd never pay that, id take pride of polishing my own ride 8)

Here, here. I always do car-cleaning by hand, takes a few hours but it's soo worth it (as well as being strangely theraputic after being moaned at by SWMBO :wink: )

 

The only time I use garage facilities is when I use the jet-sprayer to shift all the shite from inside the wheelarches.

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I wonder if he charges extra for "Big car" like they used to for my 240 estate?

Yes. Your car. Is big car. Is big car price. Pay for big car. You no leave without pay for big car wash. Big car hard to wash.

 

Apparently a C4 'is big car'.

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C4s are pretty blobby, I imagine the surface area is more than that of a Volvo 240.

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One around the Goole area reputedly had a sign saying:

 

"Best Hand Job in Town".

 

But was made to remove it. :lol:

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