silly sayings, feel free to add

[VWPowered]

pissflaps like john wayne's saddlebags

[CreepingJesus]

Like throwing a stick up an alley - procreating with a large lady.

Thats a slack fanny innit? As in, 'I would not want to bang that Susanna Reid again, it was like waving a sausage in the Albert Hall'.

"its like a clowns pocket"

"its like a wizzards sleeve"

C**t like a ripped out fireplace used to get a reaction of my ex.

 

 

Viz quote, think it was Baz describing one or other of the Fat Slags;

Christ, she had a fanny like Mary Poppin's bag!

(Offically the only time I found Mary poppins amusing!!)

"Dripping like a fucked fridge"

-The young lady was rather enamoured with the gentleman in question.

 

She'd a Mary like a welly boot, then?

 

Back home, on the west coast, there's...

A face like a hauf chewed caramel

A face only a mother could love

Gaun' yersel'

Gies peace

Away n bile yer heid

Yer arse is in parsley

And of course, the tendency to refer to the biggest guy as 'the wee man', and the smallest guy as 'the big yin'.

 

Over here in Fife, there's...

Ya hoor, sir! as an exclamation of surprise and wonderment.

 

My least favourite is "...doesn't suffer fools gladly...". Like you would anyway.