Autoshite Xmas cards

[warren t claim]

I think some should of been made this year along with the mugs, t shirts, contraceptives etc mentioned a while back.I quite fancy a Xmas card of a snowy wasteland with a rusty Astra Antibes decorated with tinsel as the focal point of my mantlepiece.

[brammy777]

Heres one i made earlier, well I lie, just spent 10 minutes on it.

 

[pogweasel]

What exactly is that on the back of "santa's sleigh"?

[brammy777]

Large potatoes

[pogweasel]

OK, glad we cleared that up.

[Tayne]

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[Milford Cubicle]

It's a Singer Vogue.

[RedSparrow]

Large potatoes

[Dukestar25]

It's a Singer Vogue.

Dunno about that. It looks like a big pile of brownness with is either manure or a really badly rusted 'old skool' Fiat

[chester drawers]

Someone testing out a rattle can for this perhaps?

[warren t claim]

The enquiry is completeThe vehicle details for YLX 720S are:Date of Liability 01 12 1983Date of First Registration 17 03 1978Year of Manufacture 1978Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1294CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status UnlicensedVehicle Colour BROWNVehicle Type ApprovalNearly six years from production line to the frag machine!

[pogweasel]

Pretty good going for an Alpine.

[warren t claim]

Why did people tolerate such poor rustproofing back in the 70's? Talbot can't of been much better than Lancia.

[ashmicro]

That Alpine was in an epsiode of The Professionals, the hostage one IIRC.Probably got ragged its entire (short) life.

[Cavcraft]

Why don't we just design our own and post 'em up like Brammy has done, except perhaps without a big pair of hairy knackers in view? Winner gets a virtual e-prize, Warren can be judge?

[brammy777]

Hahah i knew someone would relate them to that Thats the last time i use elipses on paint.

[warren t claim]

Why don't we just design our own and post 'em up like Brammy has done, except perhaps without a big pair of hairy knackers in view? Winner gets a virtual e-prize, Warren can be judge?

In the best tradition of Tony Hart I will put the theme to the Deer Hunter on and slowly peruse all the entries, possibly making comments about the use of texture and light in some of the more original pictures. A "Morph" related prize will be given to the winner!I regret I cannot return any entries!!!!!

[Cavcraft]

Here's my piss poor effort then and please remember I don't have Photoshop or anything fancy like that...

 

 

[Milford Cubicle]

 

This one from ]MacDroitwich made me giggle, even though it probably shouldn't.

[Tayne]

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[FredTransit]

A bit late on this one, but here's one I did earlier....