eBay tat volume 3.

[Hertz]

Pink 205 GTI

 

[Hertz]

Dodgy Porker 928

 

 

 

 

NO KEYS LOCKS HAVE BEEN BUTCHERED

 

Hmmmm

 

 

NO V5 BUT DVLA  PRINT OUT SHOWS CAR CURRENTLY SORNED

 

Sorn'd to Whom though?

[Hertz]

I say you buy one you get seven free. I say you buy one you get seven free.

 

 

Well not exactly but 8 crusty Mercs for 10 bags.

 

[Hertz]

Turbot Diesel Audi 80 with Long T and T.

 

[Hertz]

Who wanted a hearse?

 

[gary_davidson]

mazda carol

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Carol-/161186424221?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258775a59d

[Hertz]

2 Tone Metro Auto

 

[gary_davidson]

Peugeot 505 GTI

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-505-GTI-Auto-rare-classic-only-6-left-in-the-UK-best-example-/331098509064?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d17024f08

[gary_davidson]

Peugeot 305 with some epic photo skills

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-305SR-Exceptionally-rare-Beautiful-condition-unrestored-Taxed-MoTd-/201011864300?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecd3da2ec

[Hertz]

This looks cool and the gang.

 

[Hertz]

This looks Grim and optimistic at £500 RNM

 

[Junkman]

Want!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-CREAM-/181291337195

[Alexg]

 

 

This is incredible. How could anyone pen this, hand it over to their colleagues and explain it as a viable product whilst looking them in the mincers? Did not just one fugger say "hold on chaps, isn't this, well, fucking terrible?"  

[Sudsprint]

^^^

 

Am I the only one who can see a ghostly Granny with a huge crash helmet scrunched up in the rear seat?

 

 

....just me then.

[Jim Bergerac]

I actually like that Sherwood Surfwagon thing.

 

I think I need to check myself into a secure unit.

[Hertz]

To be fair it looks quite smart as a pickup.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PROTON-LOTUS-SATRIA-1-8-GTI-SILVER-NO-SWAP-/331098826875

 

I'd do one of these for a bet! And wouldn't care if I lost.

[phil_lihp]

They're supposed to be quite OK but they really do look like they've been nailed together from bits they found in the yard.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-OPEL-KADETT-CITY-SPECIAL-BLUE-/181293405274

 

This was part of the furniture back in the day on the blue forum, looks like its fallen on hard times now like

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-BMW-3-0-CSi-come-pair-Barn-Finds-No-reserve-/261364970983

 

Can someone please knock up a photofit of the knucklehead who lifted this through the roof? Thanks

[phil_lihp]

Sod the dents, it's Italian and therefore the damage is authentic. This is a handsome if slightly dumpy little thing with low mileage which might go cheap.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ALFA-ROMEO-146-SILVER-new-MOT-very-economical-spares-or-repairs-/171208340222?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dccff2fe

 

[Jim Bell]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-PROTON-LOTUS-SATRIA-1-8-GTI-SILVER-NO-SWAP-/331098826875

 

I'd do one of these for a bet! And wouldn't care if I lost.

 

I vow to buy one of these as my next car. I swear by Dollywobblers beard.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow neve knew they came in 1.4 flavour (alfa 146 I mean)

[phil_lihp]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Rascal-very-rare-red-minibus-van-good-condition-tax-and-mot-No-reserve-/221346861478?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33894d11a6

 

 

I remember CAR magazine's review of the Hijet minibus stating "the prospect of crashing when 6 up does not bear thinking about".  This is probably almost as safe.

[500tops]

"Drift car"

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181293412314

[Gompo]

This didn't seem bad for the money, probably seen one in about the last 5 years?

 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/rare-rover-800-vitesse-coupe-turbo/1043332834

 

It's not perfect but for £900 with a years test..

[hairnet]

Hands up who wants a mobile MOT headlight testing unit?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-SUNDIRO-YELLOW-MOPED-SCOOTER-/271361828198?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3f2e6ce566

 

'If you sprayed it pink and left it at Chester Zoo it would get dry bummed by a myopic flamingo'

 

 

tea everywhere and wee came out

 

twat

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-axle-caravan-5-berth-Abbey-Warwick-/271354686435

[phil_lihp]

That has tremendous resale value to anyone with driveway space who lives in a posh area and doesn't like their neighbours.

[Gompo]

I'd forgotten about Mk1 Punto GTs, they're so blood rare. They never got great reviews but at that time there weren't many turbo hatches about. I wanted one for 10 minutes, anyway. Not really like this one though.

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/punto-gt/1043231484#photo-content

 

Fucking annoying.