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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Says it's got Traffic Master fitted, but looking at the state of the bumpers, parking sensors would have been a better option :-D

Looks smart enough though, wonder what it'll make?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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There's a reserve on it, which may or may not be a cause for concern.  I'm watching it, obv, and if someone wants a Volvo enough to offer me cash I could see myself bidding.

 

Only on AS would someone consider flogging off a beloved 1996 Volvo in the middle of winter, against a 1990 Nissan!

  • outlaw118, Jim Bell and DVee8
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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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You've probably seen this already....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251408095523

 

Maybe not this bit...

 

 

Just to clarify as all you perfect ebayers are so anel and need to have all of there thoughts of there chests so they can sleep at night  This car is 50 years old  When I described it as original I mean it is honest it looks ok it's not been altered or messed with with no modifications to the engine wheels brakes suspension interior  I don't mean it is in concours condition  It's a Fu---ng £1000 car not a museum piece  It's a historic driver car  If you want to paint it rebuild the engine do a nut and bolt restoration that's fine  As for some pri--s who are needing to email me in the middle of the night to tell me the car should have xy and z to be described as original go find a room to lie down in and seek some therapy  As for you honest sensible ebayers thank you for your interest and please come and view the car  Thanks 

Interesting sales tactics

 

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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2011 VW Bora!? Looks Chinese, but a bit of wiki-research suggests Canadian spec, mega dated though for a 2011 car, it's 4th gen Golf based! Bet getting insurance for this is fun....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-BORA-S-Silver-Dec-2011-LHD-Only-3-5-K-miles-Auto-Aircon-Mint-cond-/121237702904

 

...just finished by the way, no bids.... 

Price:

£11,750.00

 

 

 

Ha, friggin deluded! 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Interesting sales tactics

 

You know, if that keeps away just one of those stupid mongtards, it has paid off.

I will include something similar into my upcoming tardbay auctions.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-JAGUARSPORT-XJR-4-0A-TWR-xj40-rare-car-may-px-/291045594210?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c3ab5462

 

'IV U WONT 2 BYE A CAR BYE A JAG

THERS ENUFF RUM IN DA BK 4 A SHAG 

THERS A BISKIT TIN 2 PUT DA FRNT VALANS IN

IV U WONT 2 BYE A CAR BYE A JAG' 

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I hope I'm not coming across as a snob but honestly, I do not understand the state of a lot of these listings.  I know spelling isn't everyone's forte (mine included) but if you know you struggle, a spell check isn't difficult to do. Some of these listings suggest the seller didn't go to school at all, which in my innocent mind I thought was more or less a thing of the past.

 

I probably do sound like a snob though so I'll shut up.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-VAN-1999-TREG-GOOD-BUSINESS-ADVERT-WEBUY-ANY-CAR-LOOK-/310830901091?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item485ef72763

 

 

 

I would of liked to see that turn up when i try and sell my car which is worth £49,999*. Well mate it says upto £50,000 you will have a quid spare.

 

Still it has only got 19hrs left and is at £31

 

"THE PAS SIDE FOOT MAT IS MISSING"

 

I am out

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Blimey! Car doing Roger Moore impression!

$_49.JPGOn;y an hour left....

$_49.JPGShame it's not made of fibreglass or Barrett would be attempting to sell his arse on Brighton seafront......£3001 so far.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Swiss-Barnfind-orig-Sunbeam-Venezia-by-Touring-Superleggera-No-Reserve-/261356554049?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cda108741

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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YOLO etc

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fully-modified-custom-Show-Car-stunning-Hyundai-Coupe-2-0-SE-big-ICE-bargain-/221343420623?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33891890cf

 

'The only bad thing I have to say about the car is that unfortunately it currently requires a new engine, after being serviced at a local Hyundai dealership in Rotterdam I drove the car down to Calais (as it was too late to make the Rotterdam ferry), crossed over to Dover and drove up from there. Around Watford Gap the car spluttered to a halt on the hard shoulder at which point I popped the bonnet open and found a hole in the engine block, indicating that the engine has thrown a con-rod out. Moral of the story - don't trust Dutch mechanics.'

 

I like the way he a) sort of mentions it as an after thought, like it was hardly important the engine is knackered and B) how it's the fault of a Dutch mechanic that the owner ragged the shit out of it and blew it up on the way home.

 

Kudos for the char-i-tee donation from final price though.

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