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HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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That missing cover for the front towing eye hints that it's already started the race.  

Well spotted. Also, just noticed that the distorted reflection of the BMW across its side is a clever reference to Stilo-kind's mortality. 

 

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  • Conrad D. Conelrad and brickwall
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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WTF BBQ????

 

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 I had a plan to make it float on a river, there are several inner tubes under the car to help it float. It has sealed doors and the body work is sealed up from water.

 

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Verdict - Costa Concordia Mk II

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Banger Racers need not apply.

 

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PLEASE NOTE THIS WILL NOT BE SOLD TO BANGER RACERS SO DO NOT BID IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT IT FOR COS I WILL NOT SELL YOU IT AT THE END OF THE SALE

 

 

Not sure how you are going to Police that one mate?

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Jon, a lorry ferry goes from Hull to Gothenburg -and will take a car towing a trailer. I did a 'full viability' less than 3 months back.

 

I was told in Gothenburg that the lorry charters had stopped. Weird.

Downside is that the ticket includes a compulsory cabin (2 nights) & all meals. Its 'kin eexpensive -but if the cars viable, a better option than the long haul.

 

Mine weren't

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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Banger Racers need not apply.

 

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Not sure how you are going to Police that one mate?

 

Banger+Racers+Gather+Last+Meet+Season+EE

 

By not selling it to fuckers that look like this

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C460186

 

 

 

needs discs and pads to pass mot will put through mot for 100 incl price of test

 

I can't help but feel that if he spent the £100 and got the MOT sorted and sold it for £400 instead of the £300 he's asking that he'll have better luck selling the car.

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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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WTF BBQ????

 

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Verdict - Costa Concordia Mk II

I want to meet the chap that thought the one thing in life he needed was an amphibious Reliant Rialto convertible as he must be one of life's serious winners.

  • Junkman and oman5
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Frogeye Shite

 

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Check out how the wheels sit in the arches and the panel gaps, Marvellous!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-181-THING-TREKKER-MILITARY-SPEC-/331090619806?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1689ed9e

 

'military spec'

 

Aye, for the fucking paramilitary wing of the Salvation Army, who used it as target practise for the crack pea shooter section.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Datsun-510-/181284995831?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a356d82f7

 

'he decided that fuel consumption was becoming too high for him, so he decided to change to a Nissan 1.6 diesel engine'

 

It's in Malta like, so now's the time to practise your A-framing.

gary_davidson Rank: BL Wedge

gary_davidson

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£795, left hooker but only done 7k miles

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comes with lazy man seat belts

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-ESCORT-PONY-LHD-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE/161145024494?_trksid=p5197.m2280&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D312%26meid%3D3530850883776325327%26pid%3D100068%26prg%3D1171%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D161145024494&_trksid=e100084.m1843

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smellmycheese Rank: Austin Maxi

smellmycheese

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and the car in the background. hmm...

maybe its that twat simon from the imbetweeners
Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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A cortina died for this. Seem to be running a hot pinto so could nab that for your cortina or what ever then wang the rest on ebay no-reserve.

 http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/pilgrim-roadster-kit-car/1042552697#photo-content

There seems to be a trend forming, that now kit cars are raided for their mechanical components to restore 'donor' cars.

Friend of mine just cut up one of those Lego Cobras for the engine and box going into his P6bS.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Good!

 

Speaking of which

 

 

INTRODUCING THE MK2 JC MIDGE

 The Mk2 MIDGE is a Classic 'Sports Special' you can build in your garage at home using traditional materials of wood and aluminium.

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Location: Clowne, Derbyshire

 

Insert own joke here <<joke>>

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUILD-A-CLASSIC-ALUMINIUM-BODIED-SPORTS-SPECIAL-No-I-V-A-required-/111241638183?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e684b127

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Hilarious. Surely the only person in the world who thought a Suzuki 4x4 was the obvious choice for a sports car. Apart from Suzuki themselves with the X90 of course, but this shit kit makes that look like the most sensible idea in the world!

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