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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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This, with a £6,000 BIN, is amazing. Full MOT. Certainly looks a lot better than the usual £6k white ex-wedding cars. Even has an 8-track player AND a cassette player! 

 

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Straight out of an episode of Columbo.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ferrari-308GTS-V12-Classic-Car-/131068523085

 

 

 

V12 Classic Car

 

I was about to post up 'look at this nob heed, doesn't even know how many cylinders his Ferrari's got' but then:

 

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Count the fuel lines coming off those metering heads!!!!

 

 

 

This Ferrari 308GTS was supplied new by Maranello Sales Ltd, Egham in March 1985 to a property developer based in London. At the end of the 1980's he decided that he would like it with a little more power so he approached Nigel Mansell's Ferrari Dealership, Emblem Sports Cars in Dorset and asked them to fit the fuel injected four litre V12 400 series engine

 

Mutha flippa!!!!!

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-VOLKSWAGEN-1300-BEETLE-RED-CREAM-/331084606210

 

Oh dear, this doesn't look too clever

 

 

 

the car at first glance looks pretty ropey ill admit

 

 

 

a previous owner has cut the roof off to make it into a convertable. the work to the roof area above the screen isnt done that well although the reinforcing work to the door shuts (to stop body twist/sag) has been done well as pictured

 

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Gotta be honest that looks shit

 

 

 

it comes with some tubes and a roof cover

 

etc. SHITE.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Just thought I would chuck that up as well. What the fuck were they thinking.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks pretty appalling appealing. I reckon we should club together to buy it, fill the aisle full of lager, put a blue movie on then turn up outside Danny Dyer's house beeping the horn. When he comes outside some members of our 'firm' can open the door, call him a mug then drive off sharpish. That'll learn him.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-Plaxton-Coach-57-SEATER-Mot-Aug-14-Tax-feb-14-/221334484412?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item33889035bc

 

It's got four 'tables' apparently. Don't look now but I think they're actually ironing boards. Still, it'd look nice outside Dollywobbler's house.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ah, FFS! You can't park there, you daft old bastard. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-800-STERLING-AUTOMATIC-GREAT-SPEC-MOTD-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/151186053212?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233364185c

 

' Very Desirable 2.5 Engine And Automatic Gearbox'

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smellmycheese Rank: Austin Maxi

smellmycheese

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-astra-mk4-/261351255473

 

What the fuck is this all about?

 

 

 

Those bumpers are always quick release, they drop off the first time they get twatted off a speed bump due to inevitably being fitted by shitehawks

JEESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUICK RELEASE THAT BUMPER AT ONCE AND THROW IT IN THE FUCKING CANAL, IN FACT JUST DRIVE THE GIANT PURPLE BELLEND OF A SHIT HEAP OFF THE NEARSET CLIFF
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-JEEP-GRAND-WAGONEER-/181279582258?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a351ae832

 

That is actually fitter than Cameron Diaz wearing bright red lipstick taking a shower in those 'sexy secretary' glasses half way down her nose with her little finger at a crooked angle in the corner of her mouth.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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N reg MGB GT. White. For restoration as requires some body work/painting. Last on road in 2010.dry stored since. Car is complete and drove well everything worked well just time and finances saw her parked up. Far to good to break as has been restored in past.

 

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A crowd has assembled in anticipation of seeing it! (this is the only photo)

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Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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Cavette's post about the Plaxton coach made me chuckle. It reminded me of that 'Only Fools and Horses' episode where they go on the Jolly Boys outing.

for fiats sake 2 Rank Austin Metro

for fiats sake 2

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This looks pretty appalling appealing. I reckon we should club together to buy it, fill the aisle full of lager, put a blue movie on then turn up outside Danny Dyer's house beeping the horn. When he comes outside some members of our 'firm' can open the door, call him a mug then drive off sharpish. That'll learn him.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-Plaxton-Coach-57-SEATER-Mot-Aug-14-Tax-feb-14-/221334484412?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item33889035bc

 

It's got four 'tables' apparently. Don't look now but I think they're actually ironing boards. Still, it'd look nice outside Dollywobbler's house.

The auto shite Bus wankers bus.

 

Ask your teenage children what a bus wanker is,  it really isn't masturbating on (why do we say 'on' a bus, you are 'in' it surely?) in or using a mental image of a routemaster - obviously I speak for myself only.

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