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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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You and I have long since outgrown the age where certain advantages over a regular saloon are appreciated.

Remember what we did in the backs of R4 vans in those pre-AIDS days of yore?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-CLASSIC-AUSTIN-MORRIS-JU-PICK-UP-FOR-RESTORATION-/161168649866

 

Check this out!!!! I say make it into a RETRO RECOVERY VEHICLE then spend 10 hours sitting in it getting deafened, shaken and frozen to death while you cover 300 miles.

 

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If old Pogweasel (god rest his soul) was still with us he'd be blowing a gasket at the sight of this.

  • Cavcraft, Craig the Princess, vulgalour and 5 others
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-B-Plate-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-C-WHITE-Breadvan-1043cc-Spares-or-Repair-33-491mls-/350949588319?

 

Only 33k on this, bit of front damage but nowt unfixable. Looks very clean. Unusual shape these aren't they, must admit I'm finding that quite appealing, its sort of half way between a hatchback and an estate. There look great in poverty spec. Summary: WOULD.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is just word defyingly awful on so many levels

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-PORSCHE-CAYENNE-BESPOKE-GTS-R-WIDEBODY-4-5S-TECHART-MAGNUM-CUSTOM-BUILT-/131067592856?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e843cc098

 

'Bespoke Bespoke Bespoke Bespoke Bespoke Bespoke Bespoke....'

 

Hats off to whoever thought it would be a good idea to have the leather seats looking like fucking poundland seat covers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Those wheels look a bit flimsy, I wonder if anyone has bothered testing them to see if they are up to carrying one of those trucks along at 150 or whatever.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-3500-S-RARE-MANUAL-CLASSIC-P6-BARN-FIND-for-restoration-Rebuilt-Eng-/181278168716

 

This looks interesting, 3500S thats sat in a barn for 20 years!!!! Must say all this P6 chat is getting my juices flowing. Also watched some clod war drama thing on the telly the other day where the main man had a P6 V8, it looked well nice, even Ms_Ba11s could see the appeal.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring} {ring ring}

 

Hello, Stupid & Co Customs, how may I help?

 

'I believe you do custom painting?'

 

Yes, sir, we do.

 

'Can you draw absolutely anything at all?'

 

Yes, sir, we can

 

'FUCKING GREAT! I'd like a picture of Katie Melua after she'd been eating magic mushrooms and then went paintballing in Delamere Forest on the tank for a kick off'

 

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'Oh, yes, that class. Next up I want one of The Bangles walking like an Egyptian as she holds up a giant fish carcass and Asterix the Gaul is behind her'

 

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Oh, yes, utterly brilliant so far. Now, next up I'd like to see Lemmy from Motorhead riding across Prestatyn beach on his nan's best tea towel on a white horse. But make sure he's doing a Usain Bolt pose at the same time. And perhaps have some sort of giant knob shaped things dotted about too. Oh, and don't forget to make sure the 'artist' sounds like a character from Thomas the Tank Engine'

 

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'That's quite literally G R 8. How much did you say, £4,995? I'm on me way over now...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-vn800-drifter-Custom-Indian-tribute-bike-poss-p-ex-big-twin-Harley-/331082540727?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4d160ea6b7

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-SUNNY-1-8ZX-TWIN-CAM-ONE-PREVIOUS-OWNER-/271342132925

 

 

 

ORIGINALLY BOUGHT FOR MY CAR COLLECTION BUT THE WIFE GOT HOLD OF IT AND DIDN'T WANT TO DRIVE ANYTHING ELSE (SAID IT WAS THE FASTEST AND NICEST CAR SHE HAS EVER DRIVEN!!)

 

Bllimey, we can't be having that can we! best get it straight on eBay, she can damn well stick to her Daewoo matiz the beeeatch.

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derskine

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-B-Plate-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-C-WHITE-Breadvan-1043cc-Spares-or-Repair-33-491mls-/350949588319?

 

Only 33k on this, bit of front damage but nowt unfixable. Looks very clean. Unusual shape these aren't they, must admit I'm finding that quite appealing, its sort of half way between a hatchback and an estate. There look great in poverty spec. Summary: WOULD.

 

I just sold a white one exactly the same with 18k on the clock

Excellent cars, very high build quality, never let me down

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-HONDA-INSPIRE-LEGEND-4-DOOR-AUTOMATIC-NOT-ACCORD-CAMRY-PX-SWAP-/271238197967

 

This mutant 'JDM' honda accord thing has been for sale for months and months, he wants £1500 but no-one is buying. To be fair it looks absolutely mint and has a 5-cyl inline engine so theres some interest there at least. I would love it, interior looks 100% mega

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