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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That soft-top Fiesta is spectacularly shit, it looks like a flipping DIY effort

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I reckon you'd be sleeping under a few lone stars (or at least seeing some)  if you brought this home and showed your missus 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Astro-GMC-Safari-Dayvan-Auto-Camper-American-Chevy-Touring-Festival-/271333029690?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2cb5773a

 

'Item location: Hook, United Kingdom'

 

'In addition If required I will deliver the vehicle to your door anywhere in the UK for a reduced £100 on top of the asking price. (Vehicle will be driven to your address not loaded)'

 

Fucking LOL. I reckon he's going to end up out of pocket by the time he gets to Watford. Someone in Stornoway or John O'Groats should buy this, get him to deliver then when he knocks at the door just fuck him off under the DSRs!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£550 BIN/SBO!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FIAT-X1-9-BLACK-/261341095280?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd924a570

 

'I BOUGHT THE CAR FROM A GENUINE GUY SO NO WORRIES THERE'

 

Thanks FUCK for that then. How do you prove you're a 'genuine guy'? Drop your trollies on your drive, or something? Can't see that actually going to help you sell a car. Mind you if it does work I'll be straight round to PAGE 3 STUNNA Samantha from Birmingham's house if she puts her Micra up for sale. That way I'll see if she's a 'genuine bird' AND if she's an aeroplane blonde* or not.

 

 

*I think she has a black box.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT RED HAND OF ULSTER TARMAC GARVAGHY ROAD DRUMKIT CAMO HEDGE BARN PRE-67 KNACKER TWAT HAIRY FANNY 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1958-MORRIS-OXFORD-TRAVELLER-ESTATE-IV-1500-FOUND-IN-WOODS-barn-bush-find-/131058193536?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e83ad5480

 

It'd be great if someone could do this up, sadly though you'll have died of boredom reading through the 11,000,000 word multi-coloured, capital lettered description.

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HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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That Probe:

 

 
Winning bid:
£72.00
Postage:

£6.19 Economy Delivery

 

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This would be the kind of thing I'd get if I was to sack off all my shite heaps. £2995 The advert should be a warning against trying to type in a large amount of text on your phone

 

 

we  took this in a part exhange deal  so  literally have cleaned her off had a test drive and stuck her on here  so no warrentys given with this old girl she might be great and last forever or cost u a fortune next test who nos sold as seen

 

 

iphonez r shit lolz

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIMLER-4-2-SOVEREIGN-GREEN-series-1-tax-free-MAY-PX-/181270962651?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a349761db

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fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

fordperv

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^ it looks straight from jeremy kylesville, ive just found a picture of from behind it

 

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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There really is something incredibly depressing about that advert. It's not even full of text speak or BS, but it still makes me want to cut myself

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Daimler is actually sexual. Possibly an ex-Henley's of Chester, too.

 

 

Right, who mentioned unfortunate business names? No-one? Well I just did...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E15-TON-BOX-CURTAINSIDE-TRUCK-TAIL-LIFT-IDEAL-EXPORT-DRIVES-A1-/161159870456?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2585e077f8

 

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HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?

 

'I've just been knocked off my motorbike outside the clap clinic, I think I'm a gonner, here'

 

GO AWAY

 

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

{RING RING}

 

HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?

 

'I've just found out my newsagent has got aids. Lucozade, Cherryade, Lemonade.' 

 

JOG ON

 

 

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

{RING RING}

 

HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?

 

'Hi, I've been having sex with an Iveco in a layby and now I'm HGV positive'

 

FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

 

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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YO ebay fans! It's round one of 'guess what is wrong with this Renault automatic Thursday'. Don't worry if you don't get it right first time, it'll be here for several weeks before it starts it's final journey to the baked beans can factory.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-AUTO-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/251390659260?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a880d0abc

 

Answers on a postcard please, to:

 

The Renault Automatic with the fucked gearbox competition,

595, ?HeMustBePissingJoking Lane,

Twigworth (more than this)

Gloucester

L01 RFL

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