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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Captain Slow just this minute pointed out the two-tone Princess to me.  Am I glad I don't have any spare cash or what!  If I were planning to buy a third one, that would be it.

 

Just make one out of yours. Paint is for pussies, angle-grind around the waistlines and weld the red top onto the beige bottom.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Theres no way thats the original colour scheme on that princess.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-DATSUN-240Z-NOT-260-BLACK-SOME-MODS-VERY-CLEAN-VERY-RARE-MAY-PX-/261293382428

 

Holy shit that is the fucking worst 'professional' photograph I have ever seen. I have looked up this Ryan Booth guy and found nowt so I can only assume he has taken a few quid off the owner of this car then retired to the costa del shitehawk on the proceeds.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Look! The seller of that Skoda has one of those snazzy magnetic ceilings!

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-NISSAN-PRIMERA-SE-SILVER-/181224305711

 

I have been suffering quite a lot of WANT for one of these lately. They dont seem to cop quite the 'asian grandad tax' that an equivalent Toyota attracts, and I know they are an amazingly sharp drive considering how fucking shit they look. This one's a sport not a GT but looks absolutley cracking, and at £600 seems a nice buy. I reckon I'd be well happy going up and down the A50 in this.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This is appalling. WTF are you supposed to do with it? The tow hitch looks like its fastened 'securely' to the single thickness of the transmission tunel, no doubt by a small number of differently-sized B+Q 'monkey metal' nust and bolts. The boot floor is rusty in it as well. Verdict: TWAT.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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THAT PRINCESS! Oh how I want it, I want it desperately. As it's end date is after the Frontera, as long as the buyer doesn't muck me about I might have a sneaky bid on it.

 

Do it, you'll make me jealous.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This is appalling. WTF are you supposed to do with it? The tow hitch looks like its fastened 'securely' to the single thickness of the transmission tunel, no doubt by a small number of differently-sized B+Q 'monkey metal' nust and bolts. The boot floor is rusty in it as well. Verdict: TWAT.

 

You misunderstand - it's not a trailer, it's another deathtrap 'trike' project. There's the engine from a Kawasaki Ninja in the boot and you steer with the red ball. Brakes are the original Mini handbrake. 

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