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davocano Rank: Citroen Ami

davocano

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Seller also wrote

 

"stairs or repairs"

 

and that has tickled me immensely.

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greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F264190015459

 

Step 1. Buy this.

Step 2. Shut car and myself in garage for resto.

Step 3. Finish resto and drive it.

Step 4. Win at life.

 

I can’t wait to put my ‘greatest hits of 1990’ into the tape deck and pretend I’m off to a rave in an Essex field, smacked off my head.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT SATSUMA CASTANET FANNY MAGNET XR11 HAHA HE'S GOT A FORD ESCORT IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE RECOVERY TRUCK MEXICO UR NAN'S KNICKERS

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Falcon-XR6-Tickford-4-0-EF-Saloon/233128727356?hash=item36478e133c:g:XjIAAOSwiwZcTfg1

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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NOT SATSUMA CASTANET FANNY MAGNET XR11 HAHA HE'S GOT A FORD ESCORT IN THE BACKGROUND WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE RECOVERY TRUCK MEXICO UR NAN'S KNICKERS

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Falcon-XR6-Tickford-4-0-EF-Saloon/233128727356?hash=item36478e133c:g:XjIAAOSwiwZcTfg1

 

Since watching Mission Impossible 3 where the bad guys get blown up in two of these I wanted this gen Falcon. The XR6 bodykit/headlights dont do it any favors but its still a cool car to have imo. Bet they rust like crazy here.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Alexa, what would Ann Widdecome in her bra above a picture of a Deborah Meaden having a shit next to a cannabis plant look like?'

 

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'Alexa, what would a picture of Joey Essex with a fanny for an ear look like?'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-150-special-in-vgc/264188223395?hash=item3d82d85fa3:g:oa8AAOSwW4hcXtCK:rk:23:pf:0

 

(The rest of it is no better)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I have come that they may have life and have it to the full'...

 

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...says the man with a Vauxhall Corsa 1.0 on his drive.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-Li150-Special-Series-3/123631144219?hash=item1cc8fd8d1b:g:5iAAAOSwFtNcVY~J:rk:33:pf:0

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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1974 A series with a Lomax shell, plus a horseshoe shaped excrescence attached to the front. Where Bugatti or 1914 comes into it is unclear. There's also one too many zeros in the asking price for something so halfarsedly executed.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Crop circle

 

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Crap circle

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-innova-125-modified-scrambler/254118556926?hash=item3b2aa574fe:g:86UAAOSwmPFcYJx2:rk:2:pf:1&frcectupt=true

 

I don't like pollution, but this is begging to be shoved 15 foot to the left

 

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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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This is BY FAR the cheapest Mercedes CL of this generation I have seen come up for sale, usually they are sitting around 10k now. In either case its crazy what an incredible car you can get for such little money, under 6k in this case.

 

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Rare opportunity to own an appreciating luxury car

 

Of course thats complete BS

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/2007-mercedes-benz-cl500-top-of-the-range-fsh-immaculate-5.5-v8-%C2%A35995/1329608349

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Ffs, mods, what have you had to do to this thread? I'm on the mobile version so it takes me to the first thread that I've not read, but it's taking me to October last year, to that awful van with the Megan Fox painting on it.

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