eBay tat volume 3.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-ZAZ-968A-Eastern-Block-Classic-Car-Project/183516093710?hash=item2aba695d0e:g:OzIAAOSwTDpb3H8F

 

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Apparently President Putin has one in his collection......

[cort16]

I've a feeling these pictures aren't up to date.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-xjs-v12-with-bodykit/1319400647

[MorrisItalSLX]

Austin X6 Tasman

 

 

Don't worry, the white walls appear to be the removable plastic type.

 

 

Green vinyl floor? Oh yes indeed.

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1970-AUSTIN-TASMAN-39000-ORIGINAL-MILES/153240116601?hash=item23add29d79:g:60QAAOSw36hb2WKI:rk:3:pf:0

[Junkman]

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https://www.onlineveilingmeester.nl/nl/veilingen/2389/kavels/5-%22kielstra%22-eigenbouw-446

 

 

Why don't they still make these? What a stupid world.

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Why is it that any Dutch attempt at building a car is hilariously shite?

A bit like the Swedish.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Rover 416i Vitesse

 

 

Expensive, but gorgeous.

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1988-ROVER-416i-VITESSE-HATCH-AUTO-1-OWNER-RARE-AND-VERY-COLLECTABLE/292795966258?hash=item442bffe332:g:gpMAAOSwM0ZbTUU9:rk:55:pf:0

[MorrisItalSLX]

US Spec Ford Capri Ghia

 

 

But not 100% US Spec...

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FORD-CAPRI-GHIA-mk2-V6-ORIGINAL-VERY-RARE-PRICE-REDUCED-NO-RESERVE/332836806595?hash=item4d7e9e9fc3:g:zBoAAOSw1tNbqLUH:rk:11:pf:0

[cort16]

this looks like a bit of a tetanus hazard

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-635csi-1986/1319389952

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/170645087203679

[Cavcraft]

US Spec Ford Capri Ghia

 

 

 

But not 100% US Spec...

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FORD-CAPRI-GHIA-mk2-V6-ORIGINAL-VERY-RARE-PRICE-REDUCED-NO-RESERVE/332836806595?hash=item4d7e9e9fc3:g:zBoAAOSw1tNbqLUH:rk:11:pf:0

 

£10,500 in 'proper' money. What a car though.

[Cavcraft]

They're well fit the Mk2s, here's another...

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-Ghia-2-0L-1974-MK2/173610639411?hash=item286c002033:g:5BwAAOSwzyBbi9fK:rk:39:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

That's it, just break nice and gently. I SAID GENTLY!

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-minx-special-project-hot-rod-etc-1936/283242177790?hash=item41f28ca4fe:g:yq0AAOSwTVlb3Ws~

[Cavcraft]

It's a fakking V12!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ12-Series-1-1973-LHD/332865110349?hash=item4d804e814d:g:ZswAAOSwWvpbed7u

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Autobianchi-A112-Fiat-Lancia-abarth/323531722044?hash=item4b53fe4d3c:g:i1UAAOSwhOxb0x-8

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-find/264020494478?hash=item3d78d9088e:g:zncAAOSwHORb3Nuj

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Lancia-Thema-8-32-Series-2-G640LNP-Spares-Repairs/113347276896

 

 

 

WCPGW?

[Junkman]

You, too, can live the American Nightmare.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Neon-LX-WINTER-TYRES-a-c-s-h-cruise-c-09-19-MOT-automatic-leather-79K/123463417888?

[Junkman]

Cars you forgot you bought the day after.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonata-cdx-auto/382616308526

[Junkman]

This may appeal to someone.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-Volvo-C70-2-0-T-GT-Auto-Spares-or-Repairs-or-Salvage-225-45-17-Canisto/192703838842?

[Junkman]

Be like Cleon Fonte tries to be no longer.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-sirion-1-litre-auto-winter-runabout/202488010958

[Cavcraft]

You, too, can live the American Nightmare.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-Neon-LX-WINTER-TYRES-a-c-s-h-cruise-c-09-19-MOT-automatic-leather-79K/123463417888?

 

 

 

Jesus wept, talk about poetic licence with the description. This seller should have represented The Kray Twins, he'd have got them off with an hour's community service.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Connoisseur-SE-2-5-V6-Auto-2002-Spares-or-Repair-New-Cambelts-Pump/132838278127

 

 

New Cambelts, Pump.

 

Oh, good.

 

 

 

Sadly, the car has just developed a coolant leak

 

Oh, shit.

[Junkman]

How the mighty have fallen, though.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-NEON-2-0-LX-Auto-Gold-MOT-July-2019-Very-Low-Mileage-2000-X-Reg/163300838112?

[Junkman]

How long will one get away with sitting in this outside a nursery?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dodge-ram-2500/253958879775

[Junkman]

Holy shit does this look shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Toyota-Mark-II-2-2-5-Petrol-Automatic/392164037906

 

A bit like grandpa wearing a white tracksuit.

[Junkman]

I know, I know, some will question my whereabouts.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-VOLKSWAGEN-BORA-2-4-AUTOMATIC-PETROL-64000-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-YEAR-MOT/173617328416

 

 

But there is this:

 

 

 

And it's a 2.4 V6.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9000-CS/202483475870

 

 

It's not valuable enough to have the hassle.

 

I couldn't possibly agree more.

[Junkman]

Why does this kind of shite always pop up after I just bought a car?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-1-6i-4-Door-Automatic-1996/132842167850

[Junkman]

I know from personal experience that these have no suspension whatsoever.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-LEGEND-3-5L-4-DOOR-AUTO/183505297428

[Junkman]

You will be unable to say which car you drive after the 12th pint.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-PRELUDE-2-0-I-AUTO-COUPE/392163876116

 

 

Why did they make most post 1986 k00ps with girl wheel drive, though?

[Asimo]

Because they were most often driven by widows with perms.....