eBay tat volume 3.

[eddyramrod]

 

Through some unforgiveable oversight nobody's yet got around to plastering this with gothic-scripted mortality puns, day-glo skellies etc.

 

Great car for getting Gas Conversion done as you can fit 2 Tanks under the coffin bed

 

£2,250.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-1979 ... 3a7ffbfbea

 

I just melted with lust......

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CLASSIC- ... 27d1c7f63c

 

i have the original vw glass if you want to put them back----but i doubt it-POP OUTS ARE THE MUTTS NUTTS.THERE WAY COOLER THAN VAGINAS

 

Mate, If pop out rear windows are cooler then vaginas then your most definitely doing it wrong.

 

LOOKING FOR AN AUSTIN ALLEGRO OR MARINA

 

You need help.

[skattrd]

If I was after a Scimitar this is the one I'd go for, fuel injected engine (sorry but I'm not a fan of carbs) and 4spd auto, I like the colour as well.

At £1400 it's not that cheap, considering it needs a bit of work.

 

[Disco Fever]

 

Only £360 so far, but I'm getting a whiff of EAU DE BLOWOVER from the supersize pics.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-518-I-LUX ... 4d0b777438

 

Hmmm. Interior is looking quite pretty for the age. Not convinced by the seller though - rated 3 with only 1 rating as a seller. A touch and feel needed deffo. Then a look at the bimmer

[DVee8]

Pug 106 diesel inca on the blue 250 notes

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=148778

[cort16]

Bloody hell this v6 Xantia is much nicer than the one I bought but broke down before I could pick it up. It is in literarly the arse end of knowhere though.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1997-citroen-xantia-30-exclusive-auto-graphite-grey/1015124483#gallery-item-full-8

[Lacquer Peel]

I though that was the one you nearly bought.

[DVee8]

I put that up last week ^^ it was on ebay for £300

[cort16]

I though that was the one you nearly bought.

 

No. Oddly 2 came up in the same week. Same year and colour. The one i looked at was bit rougher though.

[philibusmo]

Pug 106 diesel inca on the blue 250 notes

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=148778

 

I can now confirm that these do amazing miles per gallon. Despite this one not running on veg it would still make a sensible purchase. Mine is a Bosch pumped one, is letting vast amounts of air into the fuel line and takes fucking ages to start and yet has still done 300 miles on half a tank - about £18-£22 of mixed veg and diesel i think.

 

In other news:

 

Want to be killed by an articulated lorry in the most conspicuous way possible? Well my friend, your prayers have just been answered;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOGGOMOBIL-T2 ... 417257a261

[messerschmitt owner]

goggos are brilliant!

 

Loved my coupes and parts are easily available!

[Micrashed]

I like this, but cant make my mind up about the wheels

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegr ... 2a2b7f60a6

[eddyramrod]

I like that, slotmags an' all. So cool and 1978.

[Lacquer Peel]

I remember that Allegro when it was brown.

[carlo]

I know it's a couple of pages back but that Espace ad really is something. No doubt he's fed up with the thing and just wants to scrap it but fair play for ebaying it and having a fully justified dig at Renault instead. No wonder their market share has halved or whatever in the last few years. Wasters.

[cort16]

Remember that guy a couple of years ago who camped outside the KIA dealership to complain about the shit residuals he got on his magentis before KIA went all caffe latte?

Maybe he had a point. 07 plate diesel, £1450.

 

http://www.adtrader.co.uk/scotland/glasgow-city/glasgow/cars/cars-under-1500/kia-magentis-2-0-crdi-gs-4dr-diesel-saloon-2007-07-reg/283a469c37be46948b5d6f56bbe375ba

[Mr_Bo11ox]

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

ATTENTION ALL SHITHEADS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-z ... 1118591292

 

only selling as its impractical for the farm i live on

 

Yeah right, you live on the scabby estate clearly shown in the pics you fucking genital thunderstorm.

 

no timewasters or idiots especially those living in bournemouth

 

YEAH MAN, I hate those muthafuckers from Bournemouth

[garethj]

I have only ever seen these as a picture in a Tamiya catalogue when I was a kid. I think the model kit included a fold up moped which would go in the boot, for added strangeness.

[garethj]

Fed up with only getting 50mpg? This diesel AX could be just the thing!

[Mr Lobster]

^ Friggin nora, fire up the LOLcopter.

 

So an AX with no MOT is worth £1200 ? RLY?

 

Exactly the same as my old one which I rather liked and should have kept but it was also a rather unexciting car. I'd have another but not at that price.

[ruffgeezer]

That has been for sale forever, apparently it hasn't sunk in that the plate is only worth what someone will pay for it, and that is somewhere around the square route of fuckall.

 

Edit: and it's not low mileage, it's just had a replacement engine? F Off and when you get there F off again!

[hairnet]

so the last 3 years its only been driven to the mot station for mot?

 

and they told you to fek off those 3 times hence no mot

 

hahahahahahahahaha

[John F]

 

looks like an interesting way to spend some cash!

 

http://www.airplanemart.com/aircraft-fo ... omet/5346/

 

Wow. Just wow. One of the craziest / most desperate series production aircraft ever made (with the possible exception of the scraping-the-barrel He 162 Salamander, one of which they're also selling).

 

Shame I haven't got room on the drive for it. Or somewhat more than half a million quid. Or a deathwish.

[willswitchengage]

^

 

Visit http://www.luft46.com/ for lots of infos on all the bizarre Nazi aircraft projects.

[Negative Creep]

 

looks like an interesting way to spend some cash!

 

http://www.airplanemart.com/aircraft-fo ... omet/5346/

 

Wow. Just wow. One of the craziest / most desperate series production aircraft ever made (with the possible exception of the scraping-the-barrel He 162 Salamander, one of which they're also selling).

 

Shame I haven't got room on the drive for it. Or somewhat more than half a million quid. Or a deathwish.

 

They really are absolutely batshit insane aren't they? Proved far more dangerous to its own pilots than the enemy it was supposed to shoot down. Luckily for us, the Luftwaffe seemed to have about 30 competing fanciful projects on the go instead of just focusing on one or two really good designs

[worldofceri]

That Allegro on Slot Mags (or whatever they are) looks ace. I'd definitely roll in that.

 

And also in this CX. Worth a look for the seller's excellent photography, making a change from the usual blurry phone cam efforts.

 

 

Kudos for getting good interior shots, a skill that alludes most.

 

[Edit]

 

[Edit #2: That's better.]

[Negative Creep]

I knew I recognised that AX plate from somewhere

[ypsilandra]

I can't see this staying under 4 figures for long, but seems a bit of a gem to me, will have 12 months MOT

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-HONDA-BE ... 7109628%26

 

This looks reasonable

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-HONDA-CI ... 257cb19f49

 

Meanwhile, a C Class with plastic trimz, slushmatic, non-leather etc

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-MERCEDES ... 589ebcd679

[garethj]

This looks a bit ropey on the front wings, but as it's got a manual gearbox I'd still be tempted. Sadly I've as much chance of punting the BX on by Tuesday as taking Cheryl Cole up the tradesman's