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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/s56-dodge-50-series-camper-motorhome-3-500-ovno/223051159676

 

This looks ideal for a smelly freeloading crusty juggler type. "Ah but you are one of those now bo11ox" I hear you cry. Actually no - there is no way I would put up with a scuttle panel crafted from wob and a screen rubber gloss painted in the body colour.

 

 

 

 the paintwork is hand done by me (a decorator) but is now in need of some sanding & redoing

 

Remind me not to get you round to do my skirting boards eh.

 

 

Bedroom looks pretty much like you would expect:

 

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Verdict: YOU CAN'T PARK THAT HERE MATE, F**K OFF

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Crusty FG ex-ambulance with what looks like C-Series powah, in need of rescuing from the hipster mob.

 

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Good lord, that's amazing.  It could only be more miserable if it was a manual.  Someone had to save up for years to scrape into the bottom rung of Jag ownership.  Lovely colour but those seats look really itchy.  It's in the watch list, naturally.

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"Barn Find Brother-in-law"

 

 

Oim just nippin out the allotment, me dear hubby said

Oi've not moved me tractor for years, best get it out of the shed

well bugger me, listeners there was no John Deere, instead

'ed opened the door and out ran 'is own brother, Fred!

 

 

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Well, oi sent 'im right back to capture his bro, get back as fast as you can!

FFS don't let 'im start roamin around, or go near the back of Dave's van

the last time 'e got out 'e  drunk all the cherry from the fuel cans in the back 

but as 'ubby pushed the car to block off the doors, 'e 'ad an asthma attack

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Tooin and froin, all manner of things, the bare facts we were not disputin

so oi rung up me Russian cousin to try an' 'elp out and she sent round President Putin

They rounded 'im up with Vlad in his bare chest, struttin round like a prized fucking cock

an eventually they got 'im back in the shed to a nice warm drink of Novichock

 

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So if you see me barn find brother-in-law, cross over the road

His Y THO battery might just explode

 

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coz his photographic work will get the tongues waggin

his pictures were taken by two pigeons shaggin 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-fiesta-1300-barn-find-project/173402262572?hash=item285f948c2c:g:MX0AAOSw9H5bQ3Ax

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Bid with 2 seconds to go, not 2 days.

I know, perhaps its my subconscious way of not winning, need another project car like a hole in the head...

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Think of a word to define that Skoda - FAKE....in every way

 

Deliverance ?

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