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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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One of the best cars Ive ever had was a BMW E36 318is coupe (my car standards are quite low).  A member of the fine AS parish purchased it and sold it to somebody else on AS.  I might get another before they all get ruined and have their diffs welded up.

 

£350 for BMW entry level goodness - on eBay

 

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11001010 Rank: Renault 16

11001010

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Vends catapulte n'ayant servi que pour quelques meurtres. En très bon état seul un peu de rouille et de résidus d'os dans les roues (dûs à ses utilisations précédentes).

Élément joussif et à utiliser sans modération en cas d'enfant particulièrement turbulants ou de voisins insupportables.

 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/utilitaires/1457743393.htm/

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You can lead a horse to Peugeot, but you can't make him look.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-504-pickup-classic-pickup/263794959369?hash=item3d6b67a409:g:-YgAAOSwCLNbPI0m

 

£6,250. The wheel trims are worth at least minus £5,995 mind you.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-t4-transporter/202359708759?hash=item2f1d941c57:g:S7EAAOSw5QlbPGtt

 

Bad bits:

 

'Has suspected head gasket problems as difficult to start sometimes when cold with some white smoke from exhaust when revved up. Local garage suspects head gasket with water getting into cylinders hence white smoke.'

 

Good bits:

 

Has had new cylinder head 7 years ago'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Correctly engined conifers-into-a-ditch-at-midnight Transit tipper.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-190-tipper-truck/173390925020?hash=item285ee78cdc:g:oD0AAOSwkE9bMp0j

 

'If you are looking to export then the chassis needs two plates to be welded'

 

 

 

If I want to keep it in Blighty does that mean it doesn't?

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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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Imagine stuck behind that with the Merc on the back? You could probably walk past it going down hill. to Arena Essex.

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Fiat Cinquecento Sporting1995 - on eBay

 

A little over £100. A little under 2 hours left.

 

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I just wish that when they put where it is, ie Westbury, they'd put near such and such (Bristol apparently in this case). Then I may / may not get too excited!.

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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£2,200 offers
 
 

"all hard work done ready for mot"

 

Why not MoT it then...?

 

Too easy matey...too easy.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'999, what's your emergency?'

 

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Oh, me mate's fallen off his Trekialized Spandex Twat 96.7, and seems to have incurred concussion.

 

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Are you there?

 

Hello?

 

Hello?

 

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'Yeah, I'm here'

 

How soon can you get here?

 

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'Fuck off, that's how soon we can get there'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-morris-1966-ld-ambalane-camper-bar-find-vintage/232829207348?hash=item3635b3c334:g:lmsAAOSwWOxbOODa

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