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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Unloved, unpopular, and unknown. If this doesn’t epitomise Autoshite, I don’t know what does. I had forgotten these existed.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIA-CERATO-LX-2005-reg/223027939435?hash=item33ed80486b:g:YUgAAOSwQM5bLLuC

 

The number plate alone is probably worth £££££££ to a certain type of blue Impreza owner too

 

I'll see your obscure hatch and throw in an obscure 4 door saloon;

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-56-Kia-Cerato-1-6-LX-Saloon/282931442947

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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I saw that too!  I actually quite like them in saloon form - probably explains why I am on here to be honest

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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 I've yet to find out where the Lotas 'factory' actually was.

 

Hefel, Norfuk.

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Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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Whatya gonna do in your shiny Daewoo?

 

2000 Daewoo Matiz SE - on eBay

 

"its a very nippy car and although looks dinky on the outside is quite spacious on the inside and also includes a sunroof."

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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the garage I bought it from
 
he said to me " car is solid underneath " which was an outright lie
 
I had it delivered - out riggers are gone as is the jacking points underneath

 

99p start

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Niva-Project/253714791866

 

Photos of it outside the garage it was bought from are in auction https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Niva-project-/253712112682

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Hello Sir, fancy getting that chest wig in the sun, have a couple of grand burning a hole in those tracky bottoms?

 

Want to be the envy down the local?

 

Step this way and have a pound for poundland jammy dodgers...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ASTON-MARTIN-V8-VANTAGE-VOLANTE-REPLICA-BASED-ON-FORD-CAPRI-WITH-2-9-V6-ENGINE/323299390966?hash=item4b462535f6:g:-eMAAOSwdPtatBDZ

 

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Wow, you'll be the envy of all the minge bags.......

 

This is what you could make it look like Sir, what you are really getting for your kebab and Beer money is this rose tinted pile of wank that appears to have been welded by Stevie Wonder....... hmmm, check out the craftsman ship....

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-P6-3500-V6-PETROL-BARN-FIND-WITH-SUN-ROOF-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/173379810708

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V6 PETROL

 

Well, that's piss poor going. Mine were at least V7s, or sometimes even V7.5s.

 

 

 

IT WILL RUN

 

I said that to myself every time I tried to start one.

 

 

 

BUT WE HAVE NOT HAD IT RUNNING

 

Well, that's probably the best thing you can do with them.

 

 

 

WE ARE NOT CAR DEALERS AND DONT KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CAR

 

It's a Rover P6 V6, that's what is wrong with this car.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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1988 montego

 

has been laid up for 25 years

 

does run and drive, stays at temperature with the fan working too, if the speedo is correct it has only done 37K, the box and clutch is all fine too

 

refuse to scrap as it's made it this far!!  just too bloody busy!!

 

£245 BIN

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-montego/163117922533

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