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Dirk Diggler Rank: Citroen Ami

Dirk Diggler

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That’s fantastic. Wouldn’t be the full 130 engine would it? TBH if I owned that I wouldn’t want to sell it for less than £absurd anyway. Unless it’s an optimistic dealer of course.

I have it in my head that's a 1.8; the model came out when hot hatch insurance got silly around that time

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I have no idea what is really for sale here, but it's obviously not this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chenard-walcker-1929-limousine/332578476016

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This:

 

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Or this:

 

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FFS, for 6,500 BIN, is it really too much to ask to have some photos of what I am actually buying?

Why is it that some people can't get their shitting arse in gear to save their life?

 

 

none is this country

 

Well you got that shit right, m8ey.

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Exiled_Tat_Gatherer Rank: Citroen Ami

Exiled_Tat_Gatherer

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Also liking this ........... for no known fathomable reason. It's drawing me in........; i can feel it!

 

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PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME TO TAKE LOADS OF PICTURES OF THIS AND THAT - IT WONT HAPPEN

 

OK then  - please don't ask a potential buyer forking out nigh on £2K to accept your fucking word for it pal........ you want my cash, try co-operating a bit you monkey-felcher........

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Where are you again?

 

Luton Airport > Aberdeen £38 Easyjet

Train Aberdeen > Elgin £9

Train Norwich > Luton Airport £32.60

Diesel Elgin > home (570 miles) @ 45mpg £70

 

That's an absolute minimum of £150, and that's if I do it all in one day with no overnight stop (pushing it for that distance) and doesn't include food.

 

It's academic now anyway as someone else has bought it. :(

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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99% sure that calibra was owned by cortinadave on here and was flogged through Errol auctions for 700 groats not too long ago .

SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

SierraMikeHotel

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I sent the link to my mate who lives near this appalling crock of shit.  Seller's pants are on fire.

 

It's been there, where the above photos were taken, for nearly two years and has only moved because the council have threatened to remove it unless he gets it taxed and tested.  That's why it's got a new MoT on it.

 

"It turns heads everywhere it goes."

 

Interesting that, as it doesn't go anywhere.  Bonus comedy advisory on the MoT:

 

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"Car converted to pickup truck" - tester obviously couldn't quite believe what he was seeing!

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Jeezerz holy fucking Chroist, look at this abomination!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-Mk2-convertible-limited-edition-an-italian-handcrafted-jewel/273097919103

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Well, it has one redeeming feature:

 

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Shit. Didn't that monobrowed talent vacuum Noel Gallagher have one of those built? 

 

This is quite shocking. As bad as that abortion CMC built for Ian 'I'm a stylist, honest' Callum? It's close. 

 

Mark 2 Jags should not be rusty, but they should be grimy up the flanks in road dirt and possess both steel wheels and a roof.

 

 

"Starting price of 95.000 gbp is for the 2.4 engine version with retractable manual soft top version and manual  GBP 155.000 for the 4,2 version and it includes the donour car as well."

 

 

So it's actually a 240 then?

 

 

Fuck off. 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Shit. Didn't that monobrowed talent vacuum Noel Gallagher have one of those built? 

 

This is quite shocking. As bad as that abortion CMC built for Ian 'I'm a stylist, honest' Callum? It's close. 

 

Mark 2 Jags should not be rusty, but they should be grimy up the flanks in road dirt and possess both steel wheels and a roof.

 

 

"Starting price of 95.000 gbp is for the 2.4 engine version with retractable manual soft top version and manual  GBP 155.000 for the 4,2 version and it includes the donour car as well."

 

 

So it's actually a 240 then?

 

 

Fuck off. 

 

 

It WAS a 240. Now it's nothing at all. It's scrap.

And they have every intention to serial destroy other classics.

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-BUICK-RIVIERA-2-DOOR-HARDTOP-401-V8-AUTO-PS-PB-LHD-cadillac-lincoln/282863920273?hash=item41dc00e491:g:6x4AAOSwQYValR9a

 

As driven by Bob Monkhouse and Dusty Springfield. These Cats had style.

 

Or you could have a 2 door Escort 1100 hand buffed with Roger Clark's underpants for the same money. Or some ghastly 1990's Mini. Or a ghastly VW Camper.

 

Tough one.

 

 

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