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NOT V8 MEXICO SWIMMING POOL BENTLEY RECOVERY TRUCK SOGGY BISCUIT ISOCYANATES COUNCIL POP UR MUM M8

 

 

What you expect...

 

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What you get...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SCIMITAR-GTE-LEXUS-V8-MILK-FLOAT-CUSTOM-CAR-HOTROD-PROJECT/162906836691?hash=item25ee010ed3:g:hscAAOSw5KtaiGbo

 

'I WILL NOT DIVULGE THIS REGISTRATION IN MESSAGES OR OVER THE PHONE TO PREVENT "CLONING",'

 

 

Yep, totes understandable. I mean, you don't want everyone with a fucking Reliant Scimitar chassis, three lengths of plyboard and a ratchet strap cruising round the streets using your plate, would you?

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Getting the family pet to stretch itself into a shape resembling a large white bellend before photobombing the interior pic is a surefire sales winner

 

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Wow, if I had the dough I'd be all over that Cavalier. It would possibly disappoint me now but back in the 80's 130bhp was a fucking stupendous amount of power to me and my mates in 50 bhp hatches.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Piaggio-ape-TM-P703-Classic-Tuk-Tuk-Pickup-Catering-Coffee-Van/152911961805?hash=item239a435ecd:g:FxIAAOSwJRZaiGMZ

 

'The Piaggio Ape was used in a Italian movie about 15 years ago, not sure what movie was called' 

 

 

​La Dolce Vespa?

 

​Something Benito?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-XJR-4-0-TWR-JAGUAR-SPORT-1993-origin-rare-MASONS-BLACK-1-no-reserve/232669596506

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Does NOT come with the wheels shown in the photo

 

 

I may have a set I can list of these speedline Wheels after the auction ends if you need them .

 

Of all the stupid buyer milking concepts I've encountered so far, this is the most retarded.

 

 

 

I will be pleased to see this go to a new loving owner

 

Yeah, I bloody bet you will.

 

 

 

One headlight damaged , I have a spare available for £100 I will list seperatly after auction if needed

Headlamp is an mot failure hence the reason I have not presented for mot .

 

What a dismal con artist!

 

 

 

I have done enough to this car !

 

Most evidently not!

 

 

 

I would advise collecting by trailer .

 

Why don't you say it's fucked at the beginning of the ad?

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