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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You need to get yourself to the Dad's Army Industrial Estate (Soulters Lane, Wem, Shropshire) Mr_B, almost every 'unit' on there looks like that but a bit bigger.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Christ what a pile of shit, look at the ass on it - must be 150kg of wob in this picture alone

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This RLY pisses me off. Just open the door, you lazy, halfwitted bollock tapper.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Carl ... 1c3096e559

 

'The car started out as a standard gsi untill one of its previous owners from devon decided to spend over £25,000 on it!'

 

I'm calling a steaming big pile of spaniel's turd here. Why the f8ck would someone spend £25,000 making a shit replica of car that could be bought for £15,000?

 

Verdict: GTFO :arrow:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Sweet mutha of god, I have just checked the temperature of that Fiat and found it to be over 1,000,000 degrees C

very tall brad Rank Morris Ital

very tall brad

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I am lucky to have one of these in my back garden. It's quite a bit bigger than this one but not a great place to store a car. Great height but very rattly in the wind and not draughtproof, rat proof or leak proof. High maintenance after so many years.

oman5 Rank: Renault 16

oman5

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as you can see from pictures I did attempt to refurbish the whole car

Good start...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OLDSMOBILE-TO ... 257b54070c

Oldsmobile Toronado 5.7 Litre 350cc Diesel:

Facking mental... should weigh-in for a bit though.

 

I can speak from experience, the kindest thing to do with this is put it round the oval. a rotten as a pear wrong year Toronado with the least desirable engine. those GM 350 diesels are not even good enough to use as a boat anchor. 100 bhp from 5.7 litre, without the redeeming feature of buckets of torque. They blow head gaskets like a K series and have a fragile bottom end, all for the promise of a potential 30 mpg if you nurse it. That motor was only in production for about 3 years before they binned it.

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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I can speak from experience, the kindest thing to do with this is put it round the oval. a rotten as a pear wrong year Toronado with the least desirable engine. those GM 350 diesels are not even good enough to use as a boat anchor. 100 bhp from 5.7 litre, without the redeeming feature of buckets of torque. They blow head gaskets like a K series and have a fragile bottom end, all for the promise of a potential 30 mpg if you nurse it. That motor was only in production for about 3 years before they binned it.

 

 

 

Living the dream.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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I wasn't wrong about this one getting spendy. I still think it's glorious though.

 

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This looks an honest thing, too. £500 start, I can't see it going mental or owt.

 

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I can speak from experience, the kindest thing to do with this is put it round the oval. a rotten as a pear wrong year Toronado with the least desirable engine. those GM 350 diesels are not even good enough to use as a boat anchor. 100 bhp from 5.7 litre, without the redeeming feature of buckets of torque. They blow head gaskets like a K series and have a fragile bottom end, all for the promise of a potential 30 mpg if you nurse it. That motor was only in production for about 3 years before they binned it.

 

 

 

Living the dream.

 

That diesel yank literally sounds like a bus.

Agreed, oval it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks kwal for fifty rips, no reserve

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eagle-RV-jeep ... 3f22a26275

 

There's no paperwork and shit, but I expect you could buy a bent V5 and some tags off an Escort Mexico from ebay and just register it as that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Ape-5 ... 2a29e6cad5

 

'I have chained this to a telegraph pole to stop it from being stolen. There's a lot of money in wood these days'

 

I will defo get one of these one day, though the prospect of driving it more than 500 yards would fill me with dread.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT DANGER NIGHT RED DIESEL LUCKY CLOTHES PEGS LOOKING UP SCHOOLGIRLS SKIRTS MONEY FALLING OUT OF POCKETS RUSTY BOLTS HSE MY ARSE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FAIRGROUND-RI ... 2ec6b1727b

 

Check out his feedback to guarantee your safety.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 51a90fd06c

 

'also have my mk2 fiesta 950 popular on an a reg for sale and my lancia delta hf turbo needs to go'

 

I'm more arsed about the horrible body coloured bumpers and stupid wheels than the rust. Still, it won't do any harm to lob a bid on it I suppose.

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