eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr Laurence]

Similar age, price and condition to the Golf above - not sure which I'd rather have

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/1983-vauxhall-astra-mk1-1.2-petrol/1263438475

[MarvinsMom]

mark 1 golf for me, a fabulous car.

 

well, they were 30 odd years ago! 

 

that interior though looks like its somewhere you would not want to sit for too long, unless you have got all your vaccinations up to date!

 

just how did VW fuck it up so badly in  the intervening years?

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-MG-Midget-1976-Roadster-Convertible-1500cc-Full-MOT-Great-Car/192288767390

 

 

Car has normal signs of use and age related marks.

 

Not sure what I'll shit with tomorrow, because I just LMAO.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ford-escort-calypso-convertable/202033734966

 

 

so here we have my wife's escort

 

Frau Bickle?

 

 

sadly my wife then brought a range rover p38

 

Woah! Is she married?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Mayflower/182732656886

 

 

Classic example of this striking Triumph car in very original condition.

 

It's fucked.

 

 

Collection by trailer from SY7 near Clun.

 

The GGG blatantly refuses to trailer anything and the want level is reached.

 

Mr Conelrad, are you in?

 

I mean, are you in?

 

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

*Cough*

 

 

 

I was thinking exactly that!

[Junkman]

Jayzuz have mercy on me.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-GT-Turbo/112540335969

 

There is absolutely no compassion with these, is there?

 

I mean, just look at this:

 

 

This has been mercilessly slaughtered.

[Junkman]

 

CLASSIC AUSTIN MINI

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-AUSTIN-MINI-25-LE-998cc-RESTORATION-PROJECT-OR-FOR-PARTS/322680621272

 

 

I haven't got the faintest why I didn't post it in the why don't you scrap it thread.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-CHEVROLET-CORVETTE-PROJECT-CAR-RARE-4-SPEED-MANUAL-NEEDS-ATTENTION/122667652928

 

 

NEEDS ATTENTION

 

Wrong.

 

Needs buying.

 

 

I AM IN NEWCASTLE IN THE NORTHEAST OF ENGLAND

 

That in itself is not an oppobrium, sometimes you were just born there due to circumstances.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daimler-sovereign-LWB/122667856061

 

Why is this meanwhile kind of getting the ubiquitous scenery you find Billy Lyon's finest in?

 

 

Unfinished project.

 

Looks more like an unstarted project to me.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-VW-PASSAT-COUPE-1-3-PETROL-77K-LHD-IMPORT-SOLID-SHELL-PATINA-SURF-RATTY/263167201795

 

 

IMPORT SOLID SHELL PATINA SURF RATTY

 

I imploringly hope British people are not allowed to travel after Brexit.

 

Sadly it's too late for this sexbomb.

[Junkman]

I'm going to repost this for so long and so often until one of you miserable lot has bought it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ssangyong/272820540921

[Junkman]

What a steaming pile of shit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2cv-kit-car/332357020967

 

 

£3,000.00

 

Have you had a fucking clown for breakfast this morning?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Pontiac-Grand-Prix-Coupe-V8-4-9-litre/263166944389

 

 

 

This rare,and original car...

 

 

Rebore, new Pistons and rings,crankshaft reground and new shells, new camshaft liner bored,new timing chain,oil pump and radiator.

Heads skimmed, new valves,springs and hydraulic lifters.

 

 

Holley carburettor fitted

 

 

Running on American Cragars SS wheels ( larger tyres on the rear)

 

 

New 3 speed auto box

 

 

 

 

Fuck.

Off.

[Rod/b]

That Honda Frontera is mental. Would that have been built in Luton?

No, built in the US

[Rod/b]

Got to be the lowest quality H badged vehicle ever.

 

Including those VF750s with elastic cam chains.

Can't be worse than the US market Oddysey. I had a look at an 18 month old model and it was hanging - rotten window trims, interior going brittle etc. Went next day and bought a Kia Grand Carnival instead.

[Rod/b]

Those Isuzus badged as Fronteras were badged as Hondas in the US market.

EF pedantry

[Cavcraft]

Thought this looked familiar

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Mk1-1977-1600cc-GL-Very-Original-Car/192267233099?hash=item2cc405274b%3Ag%3AQ9AAAOSwqOtZhHOFs-l1600.jpg

 

This isn't Fourwheeledstool's car, it's another one.

[Cavcraft]

Just when I thought I've seen it all.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-504/172834225733

 

 

 

 

What a fantastic find, well in there JM.

 

 

It's so hopelessly shit, it beggars belief anyone would be stupid enough to think it was a good idea making it, let alone advertising it for everyone to laugh at.

[New POD]

WTaF? A Honda Frontera!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-frontera-jazz-imported-jap-4x4-izuzu-3-1-lt-engine-and-box-no-mot-/282624834071?hash=item41cdc0ba17:g:ofUAAOSwRLlZoGpQ

 

 

Knowing Honda, they will not like some of the design details on some of the mechanical parts from Izuzu and Vauxhall, so will have persuaded the OE suppliers to tweek the designs, to make them NOT interchangeable, and knowing the car industry, they will all be "NLS"

[strangeangel]

This would be worth a look at half what he's asking:

 

 

something diffrent to the run of the mill pigolos and peugots

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-ch-125-spacy-/322663849238

[strangeangel]

These are starting to grow on me:

 

 

to the point where I can't remember why they're a bad idea.

 

 

some slight rusting

 

Oh yeah, that was it. I wonder if there are any left that aren't ready to fold in half?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Vespa-GTS250IE-2006-/222618163556

[4wheeledstool]

This isn't Fourwheeledstool's car, it's another one.

In the unlikely event of mine being sold, I'd not be using eBay due to a terrible 'Stretch Armstrong' of the cock incident a few years ago. It's never been quite the same since.

[andy18s]

few more Facebook spots

[Mr Laurence]

Low mileage 214 in Carbed base spec - £600

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/1991-rover-214s-only-38000-miles-/1263300437

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-ESCORT-1-3-ECLIPSE-FIVE-DOOR-RESTORATION-MOT-FAILURE-INCLUDED-HERE/222624613236

 

 

Reason(s) for failure

• Drivers seat insecure (6.2.A.1)
• Nearside Rear passengers seat cannot be secured in the upright position. (6.2.A.2)
• Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
• Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
• Side repeater incorrect colour (1.4.A.2f)
• Stop lamp adversely affected by the operation of another lamp nearside and offside (1.2.1f)
• Offside Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
• Offside Front Outer Anti-roll bar rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAAB-900/172837880908

 

 

Some inevitable SAAB problems, and corrosion in the usual places.

[Junkman]

Sewage plant find.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-station-wagon/253115772918

 

Classic Ford station wagon

 

And I thought for a second it's a Ford Taunus 12m Turnier.

 

It does have all the requisite fuckwit regalia inside:

 

 

 

 

These old Ford's are going up in price now and make a good investment.

[Mr Laurence]

I'd forgotten these were ever a thing, and even after seeing photos of them, I'm still not sure they're real. I don't think I've ever seen one in person....

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-1.4-i-convertible-1998-black-very-rare-/1263214456

[Brodders]

Get your WBoD early for a bargain price.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-218SLD/202028036789?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D45730%26meid%3D44f05fa06bb348629ef493cad21839c9%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D142481401212&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851