eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Do not paint.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=248834956

[Junkman]

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=249169923

 

 

 

Brace yourselves for the money shot of the day:

 

 

 

Winders!

[Junkman]

For those who don't like Eastern European cars.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=246606571

[Junkman]

For those of you who don't like scene tax.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=236840132

[Junkman]

For those of you who like to suffer pointless death traps.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=205431712

 

[Junkman]

For the Massive Idiots Massive.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=248909927

[Junkman]

For those who think even only three strokes are excessive.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=247803834

[Junkman]

For those who think our dads weren't on the dole enough.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=243732785

[NorfolkNWeigh]

For those of you who don't like scene tax.

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=236840132

Holen Sie sich Ihre Schlupfer auf und machen ins Tasse Tee Liebe, wir sind die Sweeney.

 

With apologies to all Jermains and Australians- blame Google translate.

[Junkman]

Germany's Sweeney was Der Fahnder.

 

[andy18s]

For all you single deckers out there.

[nacho man]

 

MEGA x431 TRILLION.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-City-310-van-Very-low-miles/122661453476?hash=item1c8f313ea4%3Ag%3AKGgAAOSwQQdZg4xU

[nacho man]

Xudless

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-305-GR-Estate-Citroen-Renault-Drives-great-No-Reserve/322665187463?hash=item4b20580887%3Ag%3AGpIAAOSwxh1ZmfaA

[nacho man]

Not suitable for smokers.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/land-rover-series-3/162639304082?hash=item25de0ed592%3Ag%3ANgUAAOSwd6VZmgAS

[nacho man]

These 4 things are all you need in life.

 

1.Serck

2.P100

3.Now thats what I call Rat Look 1988

4.Home made flat bed

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-P100/232457959470?hash=item361f92f82e%3Ag%3AHJQAAOSwClJZihWP

 

[nacho man]

Holy smokes and g whiz.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-extra-van-mk1-1989/172830513945?hash=item283d805b19%3Ag%3AF4oAAOSw7ZlZmvB-

 

 

[Junkman]

OMFG!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-CHEVROLET-CAPRICE-2-DOOR-COUPE-GENUINE-67000-MILES/182698169658

 

 

So now the car has all the relevant paperwork for UK registration, a very easy process and one with which i'm happy to assist, it only takes a couple of minutes !!!

 

No, it takes only a couple of Months!

[Junkman]

At the opposite end of the scale:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-N360-MINI-CAR-1969/232458007437

 

 

THE TIME HAS COME TO PASS THIS VEHICLE ON BUT WITH REGRET.

 

That's how theology students talk where I'm from.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ORIGINAL-CITROEN-11B-TRACTION-AVANT/222620138407

 

 

REQUIRING RESTORATION

 

You gotta be out of your shittly little meaningless mind!

[nacho man]

All you need to create a off road warrior is

 

x1 roll of black electrical tape

x1 mtr of chain link from wilko

x few tins of matt green paint

 

Job Jobbed

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JEEP-CHEROKEE-XJ-4-0L-HO-NEW-MOT-LPG-1994-GENUINE-150K-/172826981067?hash=item283d4a72cb:g:eUIAAOSwhMpZmBsy

 

 

Oh and plastic rat.

 

[mercrocker]

That P100 

 

These 4 things are all you need in life.

 

1.Serck

2.P100

3.Now thats what I call Rat Look 1988

4.Home made flat bed

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-P100/232457959470?hash=item361f92f82e%3Ag%3AHJQAAOSwClJZihWP

 

 

 

I pass this every day if anybody wants it looking at.    Been sat on that verge an awful long time though and there is only so much good Cuprinol can do.   He knows what he thinks he has got, too.

[richardmorris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ORIGINAL-CITROEN-11B-TRACTION-AVANT/222620138407

 

 

 

You gotta be out of your shittly little meaningless mind!

I have seen this and suggested it to my traction mechanic friend who has a home not far from Caen where delivery is helpfully dropped.

Monsieur , he say no. Too much work for him.

out of my budget ( which is 10ish). Bodywork isn't bad, though I couldn't live with the interior.

The thing is, it's £1000 for a stainless exhaust, £1000 on seats, £1000 on tyres, £500 on brakes, and it goes on. A running example is a lot cheaper.

[Yoss]

That P100 

 

 

 

 

I pass this every day if anybody wants it looking at.    Been sat on that verge an awful long time though and there is only so much good Cuprinol can do.   He knows what he thinks he has got, too.

 

I don't pass it every day but I pass it on a semi regular basis and as you say it's been there a very long time. Be a shame to see it go, it's become a bit of a local landmark and Totton doesn't have many of those (the sweet shop at Eling is the only other one I can think of off the top of my head).

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-NSU-1200C/112534883813

 

 

 

virtually 100% complete

 

An expression now ingrained into the Junkbrain forever.

[BBs]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Classic-Fiat-500-Roadster-ABARTH-Convertible-rare-car-storage-find-in-ITALY-/202025788297?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

 

Didn't Gordon Murray have some involvement with these fiat 500 roadster/barchetta things? Mid 90s CAR magazine recollection, may not be entirely accurate

[Junkman]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-1300-BEETLE-FULL-MOT-NO-WELDING-NEEDED/232457577595

 

 

 

 

Well done!

 

 

But sadly not well enough:

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-van/232457569251

 

[Junkman]

Woah.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1963-Chrysler-Imperial-Classic-American-Very-Rare-Car-Mopar-Big-Block-413ci/332349868320

 

[Hertz]

Wowsers!

 

Looks like a weldathon and a half though.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-304-Saloon-4-door-1976/292222563558?hash=item4409d274e6%3Ag%3ATnIAAOSwzJ5Xb1EZ

[andy18s]

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