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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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Those door mirrors look 80s GM ie; Corvette. Camaro etc

It's a Pontiac Fiero in Liberace's stage suit.
  • somewhatfoolish and Junkman
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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I really like those Zimmerframe Quicksilvers. They look huge in photos like a 1970 Eldorado but are tiny in life, being Fieros underneath. They are also slow, for the same reason. The shiter's Excalibur.

 

Would, but not with scarlet interior or for 19k Eurotokens.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Yes but look at those seats!

 

like a pair of fat burds who have been wrapped up with grey duct tape by three pissed blokes

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Oi Mate you totally fucked up your car! /Barry

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-GT-TURBO-WIDE-ARCH-/162491948497?hash=item25d5465dd1:g:ZcYAAOSwc-tY7ObR

 

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Selling my beloved Renault 5 gt turbo, this car gets so much attention, but I just don't have time to use it anymore! - because frankly I just grew up

 

 

 

FTFY

  • 0ldCh0d, Aston Martin and Cavcraft
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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I read it and it was a delight. The seller is the biggest cunt in the world.

 

 "LEAVING YOUR FOOT ON THE CLUTCH AT THE LIGHTS IS A NO NO,,,THE PEDAL WILL STAY DOWN,,,COMES BACK WHEN YOU PULL IT BACK AND NO IT,S NOT A FAULT,,,READING THE HANDBOOK IN THE HISTORY FILE IT IS ONE OF THE DRIVING INSTRUCTIONS AND QUITE NORMAL FOR THE CAR,,ANOTHER POINTER TO THE CARS ORIGINALITY,"

 

He must think everyone else is too- likes his commas don't he?

 

 

So was that a standard feature?

 

 

Also, I hate myself for saying so, but I kindof like that Renault 5

UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/wheel-rims-tyres/honda-civic-type-r-fn2-5-x-stud-alloys-hydro-dipped-/1233617399

 

Hydro Dipped 2 x Weeks ago for £320.......did not suit Red car at all. Need to create space in my flat as I got brand new 5 x spoke Wolfrace Graphite alloys fitted instead. Might fit another style/colour of car.

 

Aye, any car owned by Stevie Wonder or David Blunkett.

 

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This knob-rocket should be launched for doing this to a poor, unsuspecting set of wheels. I would be too embarrassed to sell these things.

  • oldcars and Junkman
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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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FIT!

 

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The car went to a local classic car restorer to fix a problem with the car cutting out after about ten minutes.... when I got it back, I was told that sometimes the starter failed to turn the engine over and it may now need the old ’tap it with a piece of wood’ treatment, which it had never needed up until that point.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Marina-1-7-HL-1980-/112389390190

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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1998 Holden Suburban

 

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An American car, built for the Australian market, Imported into the UK. Needs the Holden badges put back on.

Now that I think about it, I have never seen one of these in Australia, The hunt is on!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-HOLDEN-SUBURBAN-LT-RHD-4X4-PETROL-/172648372717?hash=item2832a519ed:g:O0UAAOSwEzxYXE44

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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N-reg scimitar?

 

wouldn't that be one of the very rare and desirable* Middlebridge one's rather than a Reliant?

 

nice all the same!

As far as I know as an ex owner the Middlebridge cars were late SE6, not the earlier SE5.

I'm pretty sure late SE5's were available as a P reg, as were the early SE6's.

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South Wales Talbot Autosleeper, two litre pez, five speed manual, fibreglass body, MoT August, quite spacious, four berths, kitchen, shower and loo, only mildly grumpy ad.  I suggest that we all chip in and buy this for Skizzer to live in when the bills for the Gammakoop of swanky-ass brokenness eventually lead to the sale of his house (ie, next Thursday).


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Campervan-Motorhome/252899027511?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D4bc9c7758b344ac48c2b35486f20b0ee%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D152522288050

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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That's a very kind offer but I couldn't possibly live in a Talbot Express, for the sole reason that it doesn't have storage space for three cars. Otherwise it's bob on.

  • Cavcraft and Junkman
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Longblackcoat Rank: BL Wedge

Longblackcoat

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That's utterly horrid. A CG is a proud plodder, and that terrible cafe-racer effort adds absolutely nowt. 

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