eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Panda-CLX-/182534303579

 

 

i hope this car gives the new owner as much pleasure as it has given me.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W124-S124-230-TE-1989-Spares-or-Restoration-Cornwall-/332186046043

 

 

Paint on bonnet and roof up close shows signs of use

 

How does one use painted paint? And for what?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Alfa-Romeo-156-2-0L-1999-Tan-Leather-Interior-/262939889990

 

And now look:

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

SPLURMPF

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1981-Lancia-Beta-HPE-2000-72-000-miles/352030493877?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D26c8eaa3c6754915b014b74a68d92a68%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D162480408895

 

[Guest Breadvan72]

OMGOMGOMGOMG!  Series One Beta Spyder with 1600 engine OMGOMGOMGOMG.  Pity it's white, but interior is SUPA ACE!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lancia-beta-spyder/122452058394?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D7876da267be1452f91c60ff8f8006e0b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D352030493877

 

[Barry Cade]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Smart-Car-Pulse-/172630144309?hash=item28318ef535:g:L5gAAOSw7U5Y9QzV

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-Executive-1991-Automatic-Grey-5-door-Mot-to-end-of-July-/282435541207

 

 

 

This was my Fathers car and now not needed due to him passing away

 

I understand these people less and less.

I bet orbituaries will soon read something like:

 

Sid went home to be with the Lord. He was preceded in death by his wife Doris.

Sid was loved by many, will be sadly missed and his Toyota Carina is for sale.

[Junkman]

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-216I-E-16V-Auto-GREY-For-Spares-or-Repairs-/292087593558

 

And the car is sensationally shite as well:

 

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-33-/162477081834

 

But that's not all!

 

Included is this:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VW-SCIROCCO-GTII-WITH-DIGIFANT-AND-CABLE-CHANGE-GEARBOX-NO-RESERVE-/322485216641

 

 

WITH DIGIFANT AND CABLE CHANGE GEARBOX

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-XG30/122451039920

 

 

So far have replaced new Alternator

 

Proper stuff! Out with the new, in with the old.

I hope with a generator?

[andy18s]

For the discerning P6 owner.....

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagon-Passet-blue-/352031865689

 

 

Volkswagon Passet

 

The frightening bit is that it will show up in many a keyword search.

[Junkman]

For the discerning P6 owner.....

 

The discerning P6 owner loathes such cheesyness.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-Aspen-1-6-5-door-1996-for-spares-only-/122448492150

 

 

for spares only

 

I wonder why, since it

 

 

Will start and drive

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-coupe-Automatic-/132160264127

 

£350 BIN.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-95-2-0-T-1998-Silver-MOT-Nov-2017-VGC-Stage-1-Noobtune-/322483510970

 

 

Ive just got a 93 Aero which I want to upgrade

 

Oh no, another one ruined!

[Junkman]

 

Joan the Jaguar

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJ40-3-2-1994-Joan-the-Jaguar-/182530256227

 

 

Welcome to the auction of my beloved JOAN

 

 

Joan is a beautiful example of a late XJ40 (some would say the last real Jaguar)

 

 

Joan was the automatic choice,

 

 

She, Joan, is a real head turner

 

 

Joan was in her element

 

 

So to sum her up, this Jaguar is a classic old girl

 

 

I'm scared.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Joan is a Witch.  Burn Joan at the Stake.

[Junkman]

A collegue of the late great Arthur:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megane-1-6-BARGAIN-/282432324795

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Rapid-Ric-135-Coupe-1991-J-Reg-Barn-find-spares-and-repairs-/322482223303

 
2 door coupe - check
 
1300 cc - check
 

Italian - enthusiastically uncheck!

[Junkman]

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Ya0AAOSwls5Y70rA/s-l1600.jpg

 

 

unfinished project car l@@k

[Junkman]

Would you like to drive around in Southern France looking like a total bellend?

 

Go right ahead:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CABRIOLET-CITROEN-2CV-BURTON-FOR-HIRE-IN-THE-SOUTH-OF-FRANCE-/152483096861

 

Only three times the price of a proper hire car.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Vauxhall-Astra-ESTATE-1-6L-MOT-STARTS-DRIVES-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/222447057919

 

It's shit, mind.

[Guest Breadvan72]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Rapid-Ric-135-Coupe-1991-J-Reg-Barn-find-spares-and-repairs-/322482223303

 

2 door coupe - check

 

1300 cc - check

 

Italian - enthusiastically uncheck!

 

 

More broken than a broken thing on International Being Broken Day - check.  Ah'm oot.

[STUNO]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Carina-Executive-1991-Automatic-Grey-5-door-Mot-to-end-of-July-/282435541207

 

 

 

I understand these people less and less.

I bet orbituaries will soon read something like:

 

Sid went home to be with the Lord. He was preceded in death by his wife Doris.

Sid was loved by many, will be sadly missed and his Toyota Carina is for sale.

 

Already done that ( sort of ) !  My father had one the same and we sold it after he died. Bloody nice car too and only 18 months old.

[andy18s]

Couple more..

[egg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-Aspen-1-6-5-door-1996-for-spares-only-/122448492150

 

 

 

I wonder why, since it

Another keep fit windows base dies a death!

[egg]

Re the Megane, quote

 

GFT Motors have been a local trader selling to local people for over 35 years.

 

 

[3VOM]

The frightening bit is that it will show up in many a keyword search.

Try "yorkshite terriers" too.