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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Why couldn't that Lincoln be registered?

You'd probably find it pings all over the system as a stolen car, or totalled, in whatever state it used to call home.

C1am Rank: Citroen Ami

C1am

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Don't Delay; Act Today to Avoid Disappointment!

 

You have my attention.

 

 

 

"PINKY"is a FUN 'PIMPED-OUT' - 2005 - MG ZR 

 

It's waning...

 

 

 

UPGRADES & "CUSTOMIZED PAINTWORK"

 

Sound like a lot of work has gone into this?

 

 

 

Auto Trader Car Values Pinky at £600.00 - This valuation comes without taking into account any customizing.

 

So you've added value?

 

 

 

Now Offered £450.00 "FIRM"

 

No.

 

Any room for haggling?

 

 

 

Then it'll revert back to original £550.00 asking Price! 

 

I'm not sure about this.

 

 

 

1st to view "PINKY" will fall in love and want to call her their Own!

 

In that case...

 

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LOVE IS BLIND 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701181426883?postcode=cw14tg&make=MG&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&seller-type=private&price-from=0&sort=price-asc&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

 

  • RoadworkUK and Junkman
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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You have my attention.

 

 

It's waning...

 

 

Sound like a lot of work has gone into this?

 

 

So you've added value?

 

 

No.

 

Any room for haggling?

 

 

I'm not sure about this.

 

 

In that case...

 

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LOVE IS BLIND 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201701181426883?postcode=cw14tg&make=MG&price-to=500&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&seller-type=private&price-from=0&sort=price-asc&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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This is right near to where a car journo mate of mine lives, if anyone needs a purchase facilitated i'' sure he'd be willing to help out.

 

I will PM you.

 

I've tried contacting the seller again, and just get NOWHERE.

LC Torana Rank: Citroen Ami

LC Torana

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$_20.JPG

 

Partly restored, brought back to bare metal for repainting, but the home-made comedy whitewalls really crack me up.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Also, monkeys might fly out of my butt.

 

 

I have never understood this, buy a car renowned for it's raging thirst and drive it like a pussy.

 

I had a chat with a bloke who reckoned he got mid 20s out of his too. He was proud about it.

 

After a lot of prying turns out that he dare not touch the throttle nor exceed some serious truck bothering speeds to achieve those figures. I mean like what is the fucking point! Buy a Mondo Dizzle!

 

From my records, over the last 10 years (115k miles) I have averaged 15.4 on LPG. mostly motorway but a lot of dribbling around town putting my running costs somewhere mid 20s, chipped 300tdi territory!

 

At an educated guess (based on a couple of tankfills over the years) I would expect my equivilent pez running costs to be around the 19mpg mark, But then I dont hang around.

 

On board computer on an XJ-S v12 showed current 1mpg on a spirited run years ago. Paradoxically Dad's X308 4litre will not go below 10mpg however much throttle I give it. methinks the computer tells fibs :D

 

Verdict = wantz econmy? don buyz Jagz, Land rova ect

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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I used to know a bloke who was adamant his Range Rover did over 30mpg. God knows how as my 3.5 was pretty good to get just over 20. (It had a full sports exhaust and sounded better than my mates TVR so I didn't drive it gently) The 3.9's were far worse on fuel so it is possible with an early 3.5 injection that he could get 24 driving it normally.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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PRIMA POWER

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-Bedford-CA-Panel-Van-Perkins-Diesel-/192128421174

 

If you paint this, I'll send Herr Junkman after you.

 

Late night Vulg? or cannot sleep :(

 

Anyway what did you go and do that ^^ for. Kind of tickles my rather unhealthy itch for an old Van, though Morris J Type panel van still sits at the top of that list :D

 

Classic van should only be brush painted with enamel paint etc

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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hillman minx 1947 project, Rod, Custom

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-minx-1947-project-Rod-Custom/282394196660?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D3d56fcfd4e8d4a0384b2d6d32aec2b50%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172574100267

 

I was going to make it in to a pickup (tilly) or special 

 

 

why, just why?

 

 

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  • Junkman and Banger Kenny
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Chairman of the Board

 

Austin Princess special six automatic

 

Could do with a good polish and wax

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Princess-special-six-automatic-1978-Excellent-condition/292051818722?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D60a59ebdf82043be9aa81e3176e49294%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D282394196660

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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AUSTIN ALLEGRO 1750 ESTATE Auto

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1750-ESTATE-Auto/142308288937?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Df0e86b47c38a4af09292267148cf8aed%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D292051818722

 

The best looking Agro shape by far, even looks good in BL Poo Brown - BUT OMG loose those fucking wheels mate

 

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I am no rivet counting originalistia but those rimz seriously blow

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Bignose.jpg

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-VANDEN-PLAS-1500-ALLEGRO-5-SPEED-AUSTIN-Walnut-Leather-Trim/192124398310?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D55cce629423741d2b7c125326b849337%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D142308288937

 

Buy picnic tables get Vanden Plas free!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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shoddily advertised A40

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-A-bargain-to-a-renovator/282392862348?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D55cce629423741d2b7c125326b849337%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D142308288937

 

 

Needs Brakes

 

The previous paint job was a mess and it DOESN'T needs a re-spray. 

 

 

FTFY

 

 

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