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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-924-carrera-gt-look-Karman-full-service-history-Le-Mans-race-car-/222393046326?hash=item33c7a89536:g:CmcAAOSwNnRYg4bH

 

'kit this is genuine kit fitted from factory by Karman as it left the factory'

 

Presumably they all lost their jobs after testing positive for Class A? That body kit is like asking a year 1 woodwork student to nail a large chunk of damp fucking ply board to a circa 1750 French Régence style Louis XV period carved cherrywood buffet aÌ€ deux corps.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Porsche. None of the screws are the same distance apart and they all look like they've been put in with an impact driver.

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How much more brown could this be?  And the answer is none.  None more brown.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1980-manual-in-Russett-Brown-47-757-miles-2-previous-keepers/142261486436?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D95b68767d0ef4a1dac7d674e18c32876%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D332108204245

 

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Affordable Lincoln Town car.

 

Look at the size of the boot?

 

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Yet almost less rear leg room than my Nissan Juke.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Towncar-/122332252921?hash=item1c7b920af9:g:BqEAAOSw9GhYidE7

Dead-bodies temporary-storage co-efficient rating eight stars ***** *** according to period magazine road tests.

 

That's not bad. Certainly better rated and more convenient than the 70s Mini Clubman as seen above which were always a bit of a faff-about under those circumstances. To be fair though, BL did provide a handy drop down bootlid to help with loading.

 

In the same test the Maxi was rated at 9 stars ***** **** for capacity but only a quarter of a star for privacy. You can see why sales in the US for the Austin Maxi were pretty much non existent.

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