eBay tat volume 3.

[RoadworkUK]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/focus-rs-green-simply-the-best/1194394080

 

"I have recently been given my Grandfathers Focus RS as a deposit for a new home"

 

My initial response was "Spoilt Bastard".

 

I then realised that My Grandfather made exactly the same gesture for me.

 

I wonder what kind of house deposit I could get by selling my 825?

[Cavcraft]

I'd walk a mile for your rusty arsed smile

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VANDEN-PLAS-1300-PRINCESS-GOLD-/222286160095?hash=item33c149a0df:g:DGQAAOSwzaJYBobQ

 

 

'It has a petrol leek'

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-2-0-engine-and-auto-box-86k-still-in-car-can-be-heard-running-/361776233794?

 

This black-sills 75 looks a bit good to have its engine and box hoiked out, its not like they are worth owt much anyway

[RoadworkUK]

Simply stunning!

 

30k Miles...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-800-820-Only-30000-Miles-from-New-12-Months-MOT-Immaculate-/122188036117?hash=item1c72f97815:g:DVYAAOSwh2xX~pTg

Those wheels have probably ruined the way it drives. And with an auto box and only 136PS, ahm ooht, and quite a lot further than you might imagine.

[Cavcraft]

This is a rare sight now, the ultimate mingebag spec bumpered version

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Ford-Galaxy-2-0-petrol-7-seater-NEW-MOT-TOW-BAR-/112171744516?hash=item1a1df4fd04:g:nmQAAOSwmLlYBov0

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-2-5L-AUTO-ono-400-or-make-me-an-offer-/162244134777

 

17/10 for that stone-cladding-and-NI-plated-L322-Rangey combo BTW, sheer class! You just know they're paying off their big wall-mounted telly at £10/week or whatever.

 

 

Purrs like a dream

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like two pair of eyes hiding under a ghost's outfit from Scooby Doo

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Corvette-Stingray-T-Top-/131975066078?hash=item1eba53b1de:g:7g0AAOSwzaJYBoqo

 

 

Not sure if 'Garden State' is an actual place or just a description of this bag of old bollocks.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-1-8-turbo-connoisseur-spares-or-repair-/302111267922

 

Cheap facelift Connoisseur turbo:

 

 

Bound to just be the inlet manifold gasket

[RobT]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-2-0-engine-and-auto-box-86k-still-in-car-can-be-heard-running-/361776233794?

 

This black-sills 75 looks a bit good to have its engine and box hoiked out, its not like they are worth owt much anyway

Maybe he's going to keep the shell and create a giffer sleeper by putting a V8 in it or something...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-1-8-Classic-SE-/182318418263?

 

These always look super ace in black. This one seems a fairly miserable spec though

 

 

And the footwell seems to be full of flies. 14/10 prep skills for this 'eBay Motors Dealer'. £900 for this.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Dawn-6-6-2dr-SALAMANCA-COLOUR-WITH-BESPOKE-INTERIOR-TRIM-/262677379121?

 

 

HERES A CHANCE TO OWN ONE OF THE MOST TALKED ABOUT ROLLS ROYCE EVER MADE.

 

WHY THIS CAR IS AUTOMATIC

 

IT'S SYSTAMATIC

 

IT'S HYDROMATIC

 

WHY IT COULD BE GREASED LIGHTNING !!!

 

 

 

SO,SO MANY EXTRAS ON THIS BEAST OF A CAR

 

WOW fucking brilliant sales patter, you should have no problem getting £425k out of someone with those skills

[Snipes]

I'm sorry but I think this is a piss take ---- I quote :

 

 

£3250 or nearest offer

The shell is completely solid but there are a few bits... 2 small rust patches (see in photos on wing and rear quarter). Driver door has a dent. Driver's seat bolster has a tear. Small oil leak from rocker cover gasket.

In my very humble opinion for £3250 it wants to be perfect down to HD videos using a HD boroscope of the inner sills and the engine bores.

Oh I agree it's way overpriced.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162241517098?_

 

Cheap VVC tomcat in the parts section, got a few problems but looks well nice

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAZDA-626-2-0i-DOHC-COUPE-1988-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/302110516453

 

FUCK!!!! Look at this!!! £165 opener, in the parts dept

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-coupe-216-tomcat-spares-or-repair-no-engine-/262678842402

 

Heres a cheap tomcat with no engine, I briefly got excited at the idea of fitting the enigne out of my soft-top one then I noticed the fuckwit has lifted it with a hiab

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201693613940

 

Heres a crispy R8, I think it might have the alloy-manifold closed-block 1.4 multipoint K though - a rare product!!! £100 BIN

[FakeConcern]

Not ebay, parked up along my road with sign £395 no offers.

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BREAKING-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-GTE-BERTONE-RED-TOP-ENGINE-BOX-FITTED-WIDE-ARCH-BODYKIT-/121815012048

 

LOL what a shitbox

[Alexg]

Here you go Bollox, you get to combine your two favourite things with this one; ogling black silled 75's and mig-tickling. No mention on mileage, but MOT history suggests 90-odd.

 

 

 

It's a 2.5 naturally... oh and with the correct interior, Aubergine Personal Line - Woof!!

 

 

 

 

£250

 

http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=255079

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey that looks alright, love that interior. I wonder if it’s the same dude I got the 600 off? He was in Lincolnshire and selling his house, and he had a few other Rovers lying about too.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It flipping well is you know

[Alexg]

Well get your arse back over there then sunshine. I reckon the vendor will be thrilled to regale you with more MGR part number knowledge. 

[oldcars]

Thats nice, bonus with the black sills is easier to paint once welded up. That interior has to be worth the asking price alone. Plus seller is now your best pal* so maybe a deal to be had?

[richardthestag]

while we are waiting

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tax-Exempt-Range-Rover-Spares-or-Repair-Our-Chocky-Chocolate-Brown-3lt-TD-/262678761605

 

This was first registered in 1972

he keen of eye will notice that this early Tax exempt Range Rover has had the body panels and interior swapped for a very early 4 door.  I love this conversion as it maintained the tax exempt status and an obviously vintage interior. 

The conversion was done quiet early in it's life, the previous owner told me it was done in the early 80s he owned the car sold it to a friend and then bought it back off him.  I have owned it for about five years and enjoyed it very much.

 

 

Err yeah was it fuck!

 

Shame really as a late 1970s or very early 80s (which is what I recon this actually is) are creeping up in value now

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Look at this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Discovery-3-5-V8i-Manual-/112127349656?hash=item1a1b4f9398:g:lcMAAOSwFe5X0bwM

 

Now imagine it without all the glued on shit, it's only an early 3.5i with Sonar interior.

 

I haven't seen a "200" with inner wings since about 1995.

 

I reckon you could get £400 back for all the shit, buy some steels and watch it appreciate, ( or rust if you ever get it wet).

[Hertz]

The new AS must have car. This looks great. It's got Patina and a long MOT. Want!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C782257

[Hertz]

I like these. Never sat in one and probably wouldn't be able to either.

 

 like a go kart

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C801540

[Hertz]

This doesn't look too bad for one of these.

 

 

Oh hang on.....

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C767487

[Hertz]

Extremely rare. Last remaining one on the road

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C795394

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/193267/1990-rover-827-sterling-walsall?page=1&scrollTo=2256819

 

This looks alright for 300 quid, MOT just expired and its in the midlands. Maybe LS can add it to his pile!!!