eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1950s-sunbeam-talbet-rolling-shell-restoration-project-spares-or-repair-hotrod-/302075665159

 

 

talbet

 

Where are my tablets?

 

 

restoration project spares or repair,hotrod

 

One for the 'why don't you just scrap it' thread?

Could still be ovaled, though.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-206D-very-rare-Hannomag-bay-split-type2-/142119793690

 

 

very rare Hannomag bay split type2

 

 

£2,500.00

 

Leave that fucking crack be, you dinglebrain.

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-16TL-/172344570640

 

 

The panels are straight and solid.

 

 

there are a couple of dents at the front of the bonnet

 

So the panels aren't straight.

 

 

it will need some welding to the floor and some to the right hand sill

 

So they aren't solid either.

[Junkman]

Win the commercial class at Chodmolestly!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-van-/262628463830

[Junkman]

Do your child abductions in style.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-BEDFORD-PANEL-VAN-BLUE-CLASSIC-BARN-FIND-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/282179511611

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-450SEL-6-9-/131941286362

 
Yes, I know, but look:
 

 

 

Aryton Senna and James Hunt both drove this model

 

So did numerous despots and my humble self, if that counts for anything.

[Junkman]

WBoDALRT!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-american-cars-/322264041368

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-renault-5-campus-/131941221831

[Junkman]

Yeah, forget it, but I just like that photo.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-TRIUMPH-TR6-PI-150BHP-CP-RESTORATION-PROJECT-BARN-FIND-/322263652782

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Cadillac-Fleetwood-Station-Wagon-Ultra-Rare-only-250-Made-in-the-World-PX-/162205292153

 

 

Ultra Rare only 250 Made in the World

 

Yeah, it was high time to fuck one of them up.

[Junkman]

Now that's better, except for the Dollar Emporium wheels.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-CHEVROLET-IMPALA-KINGSWOOD-STATION-WAGON-fitted-a-V8-running-on-LPG/252536985431

[Junkman]

Lovely Deirdre anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lancia-dedra-se-turbo-/262627392236

 

 

sadly they isnt any paper work with this car but dont let that put you off

 

Well, it has put me off already, because

 

 

the car at some point in its life has been involved in a minor colision and the insurance company wrote the viechle off as a catagory C

[Junkman]

OMGRWDRETRODRFTWEPONZ!
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/X2-1979-TOYOTA-COROLLA-TE51s-1600-2TB-LIFT-BACK-WHITE-BLUE-RWD-AE86-KE70-/201669763568

 

 

Both are fucked.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-FLAVIA-PININFARINA-COUPE-1963-RHD-VERY-RARE-/122135867507

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1956-Chrysler-Windsor-Newport-4dr-Pillarless-Hardtop-Hot-Rod-Custom-Classic-car-/191972081833

 

The engine's a 331ci V8

 
No, it isn't. Some arsehole replaced it with a Poly:
 

[Junkman]

 

A Widely Acclaimed Peugeot 405GR with Just 27,847 Miles and Two Owners.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-Widely-Acclaimed-Peugeot-405GR-with-Just-27-847-Miles-and-Two-Owners-/282178012861

 

 

Classified Ad price: £2,295.00

 

Surely two bags too many?

[Cavcraft]

£80 last of the line late reg Cavalier

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/N-reg-Vauxhall-Cavalier-good-reliable-runner-but-needs-some-work-/302076939155?hash=item4655304b93:g:~WMAAOSwNRdX3VOf

[Cavcraft]

Poor man's 4wheelstool VX4/90

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Vauxhall-VX490-Bare-Shell-Restoration-Classic-Car-/152245254973?hash=item2372863b3d:g:pnoAAOSw8gVX3U~b

 

*This is the Scimitar garage that own the rights to them and are also a (Chinese) MG dealer.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-850-TDI-TURBO-DIESEL-Estate-45-MPG-MOT-Feb-2017-/182284530947?hash=item2a71013503:g:zKgAAOSwdIFXxBJK

 

 

'All offers will be discussed with my pet seahorse before being accepted'

[Cavcraft]

AATG Fiesta

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-FIESTA-GHIA-MK2-1-1-AUTOMATIC-VERY-RARE-MODEL-MOTED-CLASSIC-/331973797646?hash=item4d4b2e270e:g:7jMAAOSwMgdXzGLH

 

 

(Almost Astro-Turf Green)

[purplebargeken]

Message sent to eBay seller: Hi there, can you let me have the details of the car show so I can avoid it and never have to watch them turning a decent looking car into a complete abortion.

 

Cheers

 

Re: big Yank estate thing with shit graphics on the front.

[BorniteIdentity]

I think this is the most Autoshite car we've had since the Sierra bASe.

 

Someone Hoover this up quickly.

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/192492/proton-triple-valve-south-london

[egg]

The answer to negative creep's wanted thread? On the doorstep too.

[egg]

Or another multiple shitter ownership opportunity*?

 

I'd be up for some money in the pot with the objective of getting a year's test then a roffle?

[purplebargeken]

Ebay seller response: Why don't you find something better to do than slag people off.

 

A bit dull really. 

 

My response: Seriously. Whoever painted the front end has ruined a very tidy and decent looking car. It really hasn't done it any favours whatsoever and has reduced the market in relation to serious buyers to not very many. Not having that appalling paintjob would increase its saleability no end. Good luck with the auction, and I do mean that. 

[purplebargeken]

I'll chip in 30 quid to the Proton fund.

[purplebargeken]

Bet we could get it for £150 or so. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-745-Turbo-auto-BLUE-/311700227506

 

 

 

Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your headgasket away.

If I ever get round to buying a Euromillions ticket and then win £zillions, one of these will sit between a 3.3 Li A and a manual M88 Springbok 745 opposite my complete M5 set, in the German shed.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-belair-wagon-/222252758790?hash=item33bf4bf706:g:va0AAOSwdIFX0o7n

[Cavcraft]

Dropping this in here because they are one of the fittest convertibles ever made. Proper sort of 'old money' nice without being garish or too modern looking.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-124-e220-cabriolet-/282180579424?hash=item41b345f060:g:1OUAAOSw8gVX3UKo