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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Been jockeyed round the yard a bit'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-van-swb-3-months-mot-drives-well-/131937247332?hash=item1eb812a064:g:ek4AAOSwgmJX1wh2

 

 

This would probably do me, but I've sort of jiazzed my amazing* cash reserves on a Saxo and a motorbike and clever things like ale.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WHOOSH! £175/best offer, Manchester. Still MOT'd (18 days or so) but they don't even know if it runs or owt.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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If I'm not mistaken that CF has the worlds worst diesel engine, 2.3 NA Opel OHV effort, if so it will be maxed out towing 75 kg at 30mph

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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I've discovered a new disease. It appears to only incapacitate the elderly owners of ZX XUD Advantages. You'll find the case report in this months British Journal of Chod

 

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£122  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152236766724?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

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£200 BIN! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/201664607949?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Superbly thought out rear end arrangement, but a possible intro into going back in time and un-Hiabing A60s from the side of the road.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cargo-with-atlas-crane-spares-export-scrap-/302071030678?hash=item4654d62396:g:Oz8AAOSwFe5X1tXf

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Been in conversation with my good lady, and once I've finished renovating the house these are on the shopping list for her.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122120112470?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182273920136?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

Princess Anne

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere.

 

I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented:

 

 

"PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN"

 

"WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING"

 

"HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING"

 

"WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY"

 

MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO

 

 

ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.

HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR

 

MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction

 

 

MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE).

 

Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400.  So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration.  Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75.  The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back.  Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control.  All engines are willing, even the 1.4i.

 

Oh my fucking God.

 

Edit: Until recently, every bit of feedback for DISTINCTIVE MARQUES is from their previous specialism in extremely prestigious trainers and handbags.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere.

 

I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented:

 

 

"PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN"

 

"WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING"

 

"HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING"

 

"WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY"

 

MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO

 

 

ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.

HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR

 

MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction

 

 

MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE).

 

Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400.  So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration.  Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75.  The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back.  Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control.  All engines are willing, even the 1.4i.

 

Oh my fucking God.

 

That is hilarious! especially "SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction"

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Can't get that to show any MOT history at all for any combination of possible model names 

 

Yep - it seems to be the same for any old BMC chod on there. The Vehicle Details search does include the older marques though. Odd.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Can't get that to show any MOT history at all for any combination of possible model names 

 

Comes up under Rover...

 

 

 

Registration number: VYE770G

 
  • Vehicle makeROVER
  • Vehicle modelPRINCESS
  • Date first used2 December 1968
  • Fuel typePetrol
  • ColourBrown

 

 
MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date6 September 2016
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading99,038 miles
  • MOT test number3810 0576 5117
  • Reason(s) for failure

    Brake performance not tested no brakes peddle on flloor (3.7.A.1)
    nearside outer Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door sill (6.1.B.2)
    offside outer Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings door sill (6.1.B.2)
    nearside rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings floor under side (6.1.B.2)
    offside rear Body or chassis has excessive corrosion, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings floor underside (6.1.B.2)
    nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    offside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    offside front Direction indicator not working (1.4.A.2c)
    offside Direction indicator flashing less than 60 times a minute stays on (1.4.A.2g)
    Main beam 'tell-tale' not working (1.7.4c)
    nearside front Front wheel bearing has excessive play (2.5.A.3c)
    nearside rear Front wheel bearing rough when rotated (2.5.A.2)
    offside rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
    nearside rear Tyre fouling a part of the vehicle tyre miss shaped (4.1.D.2)
    nearside front brake caliper has restricted free movement binding on (3.5.1k)
    Horn not working (1.6.2a)
    Rear fog lamp tell tale not working (1.3.1b)
    Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
    front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)
  • Advisory notice item(s)

    front tyres flat
    o/s/r wheel arch corroded
    n/s/r wheel arch corroded
    rear Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
    Oil leak engine/gear box ()
    offside front lower Suspension arm has slight play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
    nearside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)
    offside front Front constant velocity joint gaiter deteriorated, but preventing the ingress of dirt (2.5.C.1a)

 

 

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Ref the STUNNING 45 that Reg posted up ^ somewhere.

 

I perused the particulars in the advert and I believe a term way North of pretentious needs to be invented:

 

 

"PLEASE NOTE THAT DEPENDING ON YOUR COMPUTERS SPECIFICATION, ONE MAY NEED TO REFRESH THIS WEBPAGE FOR ALL THE GALLERY PICTURES TO FULLY OPEN"

 

"WELL CARED LOADING AREA WITH; TOOL KIT, FULL SIZE SPARE WHEEL, LOAD COVER, FULLY COLLAPSIBLE REAR SEATING"

 

"HARD WEARING SUMPTUOUS BLACK FABRIC SEATING"

 

"WITH A LIVELY ACCELERATION & SURE FOOTED ROAD HOLDING STABILITY"

 

MOTOR car PRICED AT £900.00 - ONO

 

 

ATTRACTIVE and STUNNING LOOKING ROVER METALLIC BURGUNDY.

HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE BLACK FABRIC SEATING (VERY SUMPTUOUS) WITH CONTRASTING WOOD EFFECT TRIM DECOR

 

MANUFACTURERS AUDIO SYSTEM with; AM / FM RADIO, CASSETTE PLAYER, AMPLIFIER & SURROUND SOUND, providing towards lovely clear sound reproduction

 

 

MODEL OVERVIEW (CONCISE).

 

Launched in 2000, the 45 really dates back to the mid-Nineties Honda Civic via the Rover 400.  So it's really the final product of the Rover/Honda collaboration.  Frontal styling projects Rover's modern face of the time as seen in the 75.  The well-equipped cabin provides a welcoming environment and occupants enjoy a refined ride, but there's not enough room in the back.  Handling is enjoyable and obedient, with good body control.  All engines are willing, even the 1.4i.

 

Oh my fucking God.

 

I think this beats

"Owner was the son of a banker"

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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If I'm not mistaken that CF has the worlds worst diesel engine, 2.3 NA Opel OHV effort, if so it will be maxed out towing 75 kg at 30mph

 

 

How about this one with the same powerhouse* mill

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BEDFORD-CF2-DIESEL-RECOVERY-TRUCK/262613884711?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D38661%26meid%3De3d68d22a07146db9190b1864a310b02%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D112129655950

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