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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Classic 900 Turbo.  It needs a screen, the interior is fucked, and it's been stood on grass so is probably rotten, but it's £30.

 

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The lad also has a floppytop R8 and a 626 coupé, both in similarly knackered condition.

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Mk1 Astra.

 

 

 

Here is an opportunity to own a bit of history!  This car has competed very successfully in many car trials, Exeter, Lands End and Edinburgh.  Has won gold many times

 

 

Pretty sure I've never seen house air vents used as bonnet scoops before.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311689471248?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

bramz7 Rank: Renault 16

bramz7

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The Aura was one step below Volcane! That's the sort of ZX I'll one day progress to....

Those alloys are exactly the ones I want for mine.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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The Aura was one step below Volcane! That's the sort of ZX I'll one day progress to....

Those alloys are exactly the ones I want for mine.

Was going to pedantically state those are alloys - as fitted to my ex-wife's Volcane - which she owned from new.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Proto-Hyundai H100 with (almost) a full test.  Would be nice to see this stay here rather than going for export - there aren't many forward control vans left on the road.

 

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Very true. But I doubt they stuck and Aston badge over the Jaguar on the steering wheel :-)

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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You might be surprised, I sit beside a chap at work who has an 06 plate Aston Vantage. The ignition key is from a Volvo, and now it’s a few years old the Volvo embossed letters show through the leather! I imagine those PAG-era DB7’s are ever worse for parts binnery (Mazda 323 tail lights etc)

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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One of the guys at my work has bought an 8 year old db9 volante. On the first journey the roof got stuck and everything on the centre console stopped working.

 

When he bought it he said to the guy I don't want any money off just throw in a 2 year platinum warranty so I can sleep at night. A wise decision I think.

His had got the emotional control unit key that you annoyingly can't fit on a key ring. Just like a Renault kadjar

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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You've all missed the most important part about that ZX. It has a Bosch pump!

 

 

 

 

Also, that Sigma Sheefag posted. It looks familiar, then I read about the various warning lights and the fucked air suspension. Yep. That one. It's been doing the rounds on facebook and ebay for months now, and the delusional idiot selling it refuses to budge from the £2k asking price.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Cough

 

 

Hello, Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

'ME AGAIN! You sure you can do anything?'

 

Don't we always, sir? What is it this time?

 

'A constipated Japanese Susan Boil dressed as a Vicar as she's squeezing a naked lady with no face'

 

This ok, chief?

 

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'Perfect, me old china. Now, next up I'd like the stunt doubles for Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes but all lined up in size of head order...'

 

Two minutes, please...

 

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'Perfect! You guys are just the G-R-8-EST!

 

Anything else, chief?

 

'Err, yeah. Just put several Eddie Murphys on one side. Oh, and cut us out a cat flap while you're there. Cheers.'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-gp125-li125-1962-custom-paintwork-scooter-unusual-5m-mot-tax-exempt-/232071293682?hash=item360886eaf2:g:Zt4AAOSwFe5XzH30

 

 

Attempting to read the script seem to reveal he can't go to Italy on it because his missus has the plumbers in.

 

 

 

 

 

Also

 

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custom paintwork,mural themed "atlantic soul",james brown,temptations and platters images airbrushed

 

 

 

IIRC James Brown didn't release anything on Atlantic, nor it seems did the Platters.  The Temptations did release 2 out of around 48 albums (not counting compilations) on Atlantic - so how exactly is this mural themed Atlantic Soul again?

 

</super pedant> 

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