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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Stupid & Co, how may I hel....

 

​'Absolutely ANYTHING?'

 

Any. FUCKING. Thing.

 

'Ok, I'll have Milton Jones doing a no-handed stoppie riding the motorbike he crashed when he lost his right arm as he's sprays himself with a petrol bomb on one side....'

 

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...and Patsy Palmer doing a Russian Cossack dance as she lets rip a mushroom cloud techno coloured fart whilst she polishes the wheels with a bottle of vodka'

 

​No problem, sir, it'll be ready Tuesday

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-TD5-Show-VanCustom-Van-Airbrushed-/302050799519?hash=item4653a16f9f:g:V~EAAOSwawpXvHxU

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Fancy an Xtreme camping challenge?   Test your stamina with this damaged, NOVA-less Zuk:

 

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There is some interesting tat in the shed with the yucky Zuk;  Ladas, Visa, Trabnat but what is the car in front of the camper? There is a hint of Triumph or BMC 1100 about it but neither of those have fuel fill flaps or vents on the C pillar.

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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^ Isn't it Mr Glover's secret underground bunker, from which he plans to take over the world

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Autoshite holidays take 2: " it has a 3.5L supercharged v8  "

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/commer-dodge-v8-supercharged-camper-van/182244229220?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D38540%26meid%3De9a8db94d4cd45baa7fc1b4cfcd03d52%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D172302264176

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£3,795 for a pile of rusty biscuit tin-esque wank. Unbelievable.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-912-1969-manual-LWB-coupe-Project-Car-/182255569727?hash=item2a6f474b3f:g:LQwAAOSwHoFXvf~g

 

 

'this Porsche 912 car can be saved'

 

 Can just imagine this bloke on Flog It. 'Yeah, yeah, it's the actual original 'Last Supper' by Leonardo da Vinci. It's been petrol bombed and thrown onto the fast lane of the M1, but it ca be saved'

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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recently failed it's MOT, nothing major though

But DVLA says:

 

MOT history of this vehicle

Test date6 July 2016 Test ResultFail Odometer reading184,708 kms MOT test number8655 9887 5186 Reason(s) for failure

nearside Headlamp aim too high (1.8)

offside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)

nearside rear Direction indicator incorrect colour (1.4.A.2f)

nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)

offside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)

offside rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded outer sill (2.4.A.3)

nearside front Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is severely distorted inner sill & is corroded (5.2.6)

nearside rear Sub-frame corroded and seriously weakened corroded & holed (2.4.G.1)

offside rear Sub-frame corroded and seriously weakened corroded & holed (2.4.G.1)

offside rear Road wheel bead rim badly distorted (4.2.A.1a)

 

Advisory notice item(s)

offside door mirror is damaged

offside rear tyre is BADLY worn on the inner edge

nearside & offside lower arms are corroded

nearside outer sill is corroded & thin

 

 

I'll give you the wipers and the headlamp aim. The sills and the rear subframe, not so much.

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