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brownnova Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

brownnova

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Hello... is that Bodgejob bodywork co?  Yes I have a Porsche 944 which needs some patches on the sill.  So you're gonna Prit-stick them on, yeah that's fine!

 

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Body work isn't the best.....

Really!?!

 

 

So basically not the minutest 944

Erm... I assume they're all roughly the same size?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-PORSCHE-944-RED-no-swap-/351717274031?hash=item51e3fbb1af:g:~7kAAOSwtPZXHlIx

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brownnova Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

brownnova

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The world's tiniest wheel award goes to......

 

$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-HONDA-ACTY-VAN-WHITE-RASCAL/351721138847?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36558%26meid%3Dd8c8ed9d41834b6fa1ea8117fde649a8%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D172189078432

brownnova Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

brownnova

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$_57.JPG

 

 

failed mot because of exhaust and engine

 

Hmmm... tell me more...

 

 

 

  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
    Offside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
    Centre Rear Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    Nearside Rear Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    Offside Rear Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    Offside Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
    Centre Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)
    Rear fog lamp tell tale not working (1.3.1b)
    Rear fog lamp not working (1.3.2b)
    Exhaust emits excessive dense blue smoke during acceleration (7.3.A.2c)
    Exhaust emits dense blue smoke at idle (7.3.A.2b)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
    DRIVERS WINDOW DOES NOT OPEN
    OSF TYRE BALD ON INNER SURFACE
    SLIGHT PLAY IN STEERING RACK ENDS
    NEARSIDE REAR BUMPER NOT CORRECTLY POSITIONED
    Child seat fitted not allowing full inspection of adult belt
    OSF DOOR MIRROR DAMAGED

 

Run away!!!!!!!*

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-480es-/172186484547?hash=item28171d3f43:g:6nIAAOSwY3RXI9AP

 

 

(*actually still would....)

solid61 Rank: Austin Maxi

solid61

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wow,that looks like one of the entrys from a Saturday morning at british car auctions enfield circa 1986,stickers,stick on chrome,stripes,noisy axle, collapsed drivers seat,zeroed mileage,tappy cam,looks like one that I may have prepared,would have made about £1000 on a good sale.

LessThanEqual Rank: BL Wedge

LessThanEqual

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So many questions.

$_57.JPG

 

it will be tax free in 2years

Okay then.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Crown-Victoria-V8-/322087225250

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V8 5.0L engine with a lot of power.

 

Tell me more...

 

 

Runs smooth and comfortable.

 

Service history?

 

 

This car had one owner. She was an older lady and kept the car well.

 

Hmmmm, tempting. How much?

 

 

£1,000.00 BIN

 

Whoa, what's the catch then?

 

 

THIS VEHICLE IS LOCATED IN RAMONA, CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES AND WILL REQUIRE OVERSEAS SHIPPING

 

Meh.

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