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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Background chod is even better, look at that Austin 3-litre!

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-1500-GREEN-1961-project-car-good-number-plate-/141970133077?hash=item210e145055:g:W84AAOSwxp9W9sm-

 

 

He's also selling an early Corsa in that fab turquoise colour that needs the wheels and back lights sacking off.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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There is a comedy side but it also sets my fucking teeth on edge, since when was it OK to ask £1000 for something, based on a description with nearly every third word spelt incorrectly and not one full stop. Grrr!

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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That scruffy Metro van with a start price of £400 makes the brown Metro look like good value at £700 bin. Is a van worth that much more?

Urko Rank: Renault 16

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There is a comedy side but it also sets my fucking teeth on edge, since when was it OK to ask £1000 for something, based on a description with nearly every third word spelt incorrectly and not one full stop. Grrr!

 Since the Internet (well World Wide Web to be pedantic).

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.u...1-/272222176869

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTEzNlg2Mzk=/z...

 

"only a few more bits to take off then it will fit in"

 

The most mongtarded eBay ads are the ones where you can't even gather what is actually for sale.

This sluggard wants £3,750 for whatever, yet he is too fucking slothful to get his lazy arse out of bed,

take a few proper photographs and clearly describe what exactly I get for that amount.

 

Verdict: work shy lurdan!

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

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There is a comedy side but it also sets my fucking teeth on edge, since when was it OK to ask £1000 for something, based on a description with nearly every third word spelt incorrectly and not one full stop. Grrr!

 

I think your Utopian dream of a fully literate society is a poisoned chalice. If all sellers could write like Oscar Hemmingway or whoever then the world would be bereft of 'grate breaks', 'big bumbers', 'a real eye turner' and the like. And I don't want to live in that world.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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I know, I see your point, if only because there would be much less for me to moan about! I put the blame on the shoulders of Cavcraft, Nyphur and Junkman. Normally he gives a warning but I sometimes think he likes to leave a couple of stinkers unmarked, just to get pedants like me steaming!

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