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Check out this turd smoker

 

$(KGrHqNHJDcFBtwD8,b1BQfRRLK6Lw~~60_58.JPG

 

Whats going on with that intercooler?

 

$(KGrHqFHJFYFBrYwGnKeBQfRRtFT,g~~60_58.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-mondeo-4 ... 1168795615

 

YES! A CVH-engined Mondeo!!!! BRILLIANT! For my next trick I'll bosh a 998 A-series in my BMW mini eh? Particularly like that sort of 'christmas tree' of sawn-off wiring loom beside the battery there.

 

should have lots of horse power

 

this car will start and run and move but its smoking a bit

Sounds like a fuggin horsepower overload mate :lol:

 

we have spent at least £2000 fitting this engine it's not finished

 

IDIOT

Posted

Check out this turd smoker

 

$(KGrHqNHJDcFBtwD8,b1BQfRRLK6Lw~~60_58.JPG

 

Whats going on with that intercooler?

 

$(KGrHqFHJFYFBrYwGnKeBQfRRtFT,g~~60_58.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-mondeo-4 ... 1168795615

 

YES! A CVH-engined Mondeo!!!! BRILLIANT! For my next trick I'll bosh a 998 A-series in my BMW mini eh? Particularly like that sort of 'christmas tree' of sawn-off wiring loom beside the battery there.

 

should have lots of horse power

 

this car will start and run and move but its smoking a bit

Sounds like a fuggin horsepower overload mate :lol:

 

we have spent at least £2000 fitting this engine it's not finished

 

IDIOT

Posted

Swweeeeet God check out the interior in this otherwise bland looking Yank. PLUM FILLED WANTAGE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221138180112? ... 1438.l2649

 

$T2eC16FHJHIE9nysd9VnBQBCVGbd7w~~60_12.JPG

 

$T2eC16hHJH8E9qSEYOcrBQBCUqWRBg~~60_12.JPG

 

Once the most expensive Laguna money could buy. Oil leak isn't a biggie, all these V6s do it. Misfire is an ignition coil (£25), they chew through them. Sat nav never works. Sit back and enjoy the sweet V6s purr coupled with ominous voice synthesizer warnings.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-RENAULT- ... 2323c30036

 

$(KGrHqV,!pUFBQjBymuLBQe,NEIybQ~~60_12.JPG

Posted

Swweeeeet God check out the interior in this otherwise bland looking Yank. PLUM FILLED WANTAGE

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221138180112? ... 1438.l2649

 

$T2eC16FHJHIE9nysd9VnBQBCVGbd7w~~60_12.JPG

 

$T2eC16hHJH8E9qSEYOcrBQBCUqWRBg~~60_12.JPG

 

Once the most expensive Laguna money could buy. Oil leak isn't a biggie, all these V6s do it. Misfire is an ignition coil (£25), they chew through them. Sat nav never works. Sit back and enjoy the sweet V6s purr coupled with ominous voice synthesizer warnings.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-RENAULT- ... 2323c30036

 

$(KGrHqV,!pUFBQjBymuLBQe,NEIybQ~~60_12.JPG

Posted

YES! A CVH-engined Mondeo!!!! BRILLIANT

 

Even worse than that, it's a flipping ZVH. Makes no sense to me, but seems to appeal to some people - Take a perfectly good zetec engine, take the nice 16v head off it, drill a load of holes in the block and plug another few up, then cobble a clattery old CVH head onto it. all I can find is that it avoids having to make up a custom exhaust manifold if you are going for TURBO POWER

Posted

YES! A CVH-engined Mondeo!!!! BRILLIANT

 

Even worse than that, it's a flipping ZVH. Makes no sense to me, but seems to appeal to some people - Take a perfectly good zetec engine, take the nice 16v head off it, drill a load of holes in the block and plug another few up, then cobble a clattery old CVH head onto it. all I can find is that it avoids having to make up a custom exhaust manifold if you are going for TURBO POWER

Posted
Check this beauty out, 30k from new, 1 previous owner and nearly a years ticket, in Warrington, £350 BIN! If this was a hatch i'd probably have a crack at it. My favourite wheeltrims of all time as well

 

I particularly like the way these face lift versions look even more shit than the earlier ones, good work Proton :)

 

Personally I'd rather save a whole £100 and buy one with double the mileage, no mot, slightly dodgy paint and a noisy gearbox :wink:

 

$(KGrHqVHJEIFBnjJpLt7BQeul1jG(w~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-1-5-GL-1992-no-mot-cheap-relible-car-spares-repair-/251167393071?_trksid=p5197.m1992&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14%26meid%3D2790352518515383532%26pid%3D100015%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D251167393071%26

Posted
Check this beauty out, 30k from new, 1 previous owner and nearly a years ticket, in Warrington, £350 BIN! If this was a hatch i'd probably have a crack at it. My favourite wheeltrims of all time as well

 

I particularly like the way these face lift versions look even more shit than the earlier ones, good work Proton :)

 

Personally I'd rather save a whole £100 and buy one with double the mileage, no mot, slightly dodgy paint and a noisy gearbox :wink:

 

$(KGrHqVHJEIFBnjJpLt7BQeul1jG(w~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROTON-1-5-GL-1992-no-mot-cheap-relible-car-spares-repair-/251167393071?_trksid=p5197.m1992&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14%26meid%3D2790352518515383532%26pid%3D100015%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D251167393071%26

Posted
interria light missing

driver winder wont come down

 

The driver's winder. Right....

Posted
interria light missing

driver winder wont come down

 

The driver's winder. Right....

Posted

I'm sure he means winder as in the verb 'to wind', eg "He turned the winder to wind down the window."

 

 

What a beauty this would be in somebody's collection:

http://bit.ly/Tp72aG

Re-post.

 

 

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14903

Come on guys, keep up!

 

 

Enough grumbling. This looks jolly:

 

$T2eC16ZHJGoE9nuQgj4HBQfRWJ1emQ~~60_58.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Peugeot- ... 0999776521

Posted

I'm sure he means winder as in the verb 'to wind', eg "He turned the winder to wind down the window."

 

 

What a beauty this would be in somebody's collection:

http://bit.ly/Tp72aG

Re-post.

 

 

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14903

Come on guys, keep up!

 

 

Enough grumbling. This looks jolly:

 

$T2eC16ZHJGoE9nuQgj4HBQfRWJ1emQ~~60_58.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Peugeot- ... 0999776521

Posted
Someone mstook my Samara for one of these last week. Now I see where he was coming from.

Someone mistook my Solara for a Lada not so long ago, so you're not alone.

 

Numerous people mistook my Fulvia saloon for a Lada :roll:

Posted
Someone mstook my Samara for one of these last week. Now I see where he was coming from.

Someone mistook my Solara for a Lada not so long ago, so you're not alone.

 

Numerous people mistook my Fulvia saloon for a Lada :roll:

Posted

Weird US post van thing, running on LPG.

 

$(KGrHqZ,!l!FBKrIqJg5BQf,2lggPw~~60_12.JPG

Posted

Weird US post van thing, running on LPG.

 

$(KGrHqZ,!l!FBKrIqJg5BQf,2lggPw~~60_12.JPG

Posted
interria light missing

driver winder wont come down

 

The driver's winder. Right....

 

Yeah, that will be my mates listing. Thought it read well considering he's (very) dyslexic (and a massive stoner). If it causes amusement then I guess that's good too 8)

 

$(KGrHqV,!iMF!)3Z-!kKBQerebB5L!~~60_12.JPG

 

Getting salty though distinction costs money!

Posted
interria light missing

driver winder wont come down

 

The driver's winder. Right....

 

Yeah, that will be my mates listing. Thought it read well considering he's (very) dyslexic (and a massive stoner). If it causes amusement then I guess that's good too 8)

 

$(KGrHqV,!iMF!)3Z-!kKBQerebB5L!~~60_12.JPG

 

Getting salty though distinction costs money!

Posted

Diesel Vanguard

 

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become more attractive to the opposite sex and revitalise your man/womanhood
Posted

Diesel Vanguard

 

3175598.jpg

 

become more attractive to the opposite sex and revitalise your man/womanhood

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