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Zantimisfit Rank: Citroen Ami

Zantimisfit

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Is it a diesel Maxi?

No, MG. But thats another thread

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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I have one of each, although the 903 is yet to be collected, so I can't really comment.

Of my near identical 1500 & 1200, I tend to prefer the smaller engine as its slightly more fun to hoon,without getting nicked.

 

I barely paid triple figures for any of mine, do a 1k reserve is either going to do the circuit several times, or I will be a very happy bunny

Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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I like this because black Alfa saloons always look classy and sophisticated, plus it's an unusual poverty model 1.6 with wheel trims.

 

However, I double-like it because the owner's a giant fibber and the new MOT site has caught him out.

 

Owner says...

 

https://mot-history.net/says...

 

That's quite a list.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-ALFA-ROMEO-156-T-SPARK-BLACK-128k-NO-MOT-Drives-Lovely-/221923083912?hash=item33aba58688:g:zrMAAOSwI-BWLTmN

 

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Utterly unrelated but does anyone know how to retract a ebay bid.....

 

 

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Somewhere under the Bidding section of My EBay I think.  Someone will get a nasty surprise when they take that to be tested.

LC Torana Rank: Citroen Ami

LC Torana

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You're selling one of the most desirable and sought-after classic cars, and this is the standard of photography.

No under-bonnet shot, and you didn't even bother to hose the dust off the car.

 

That said, who wouldn't want this for £1850?

 

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Oh, and Numberplate obfuscation award.

 

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  • Conrad D. Conelrad, brickwall, Junkman and 3 others
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fancy holidaying on a roundabout protesting about fracking as you burn off fossil fuels in a shit old van?  

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Fiat-Ducato-2L-Diesel-Campervan-/131641679727?hash=item1ea6749f6f:g:A2sAAOSwo0JWNLTB

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Wide-body-Renault-Megane-1600-Convertible-Amazing-body-kit-Fortune-spent-/281843465419?hash=item419f2dfccb:g:0pkAAOSwI-BWM76Z

 

'No one seems to be able to recognise it as a Renault straight away'

 

So, it's not all bad then.

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dieselassist Rank: BL Wedge

dieselassist

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You're selling one of the most desirable and sought-after classic cars, and this is the standard of photography.

No under-bonnet shot, and you didn't even bother to hose the dust off the car.

 

That said, who wouldn't want this for £1850?

 

$_57.JPG

 

Oh, and Numberplate obfuscation award.

 

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 I was reading that '12 cars in a year' thread on RR forum - on a recent post, yer man Piston Popper explains that, following advise from a mate of his 'in the trade' - 'very good photography' leads to no actual calls/bids/potential buyers, as they think its a generic internet stolen pic of that make model / n its all 'a csam', the potential buyer thinks...

...Shit photos in the ad attract more potential bidders/callers /potential buyers as they are now reassured that the car in question is 'real'...

 

...so on that rationale, perhaps the seller has also this canny trade trick in mind - shit photos sell cars!! I can just forsee Mike Brewer announcing at the end of a forthcoming episode of WD, he advertised the car in a few 'make specific specialist  forums' WITH SOME TRUELY SHIT PHOTOS, n the 'blowah iz bin ringin off de uuk wid keen buyerz redy to splash da cazh'....

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Looks OK from underneath

 

 

Rear and sides are fine, bet it's very comfy, but jeez, that front grille. Don't think I could stand that gawking at me from outside the house. Could always put some masking tape on the lights I guess..........

 

 

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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This drug addict wants 3k reserve not met for this bodykitted 1.2 clio.

 

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Also fake calipers on drums. 

 

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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I am still lurking about looking for a w140 benz on wheeltrims in that two tone green with orange indicators. In my searching I found this, fitted with them wheels it looks sooooooooooooo long. I also don't like the facelifts. At all. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-S-320-LIMO-EXECUTIV-W140-/151869274616?hash=item235c1d39f8:g:IUsAAOSwl9BWMzkw

 

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THIS IS NOW, I THINK, THE BEST MODEL IN UK

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  • Junkman, Lacquer Peel and spike60
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Got a couple of days to spare reading the listing? Understand what TL:DR means? Step right this way...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-SUPERPOISE-Q4-VINTAGE-4X4-ARMY-TRUCK-LORRY-TRACTOR-MILITARY-BARN-FIND-/291603775951?hash=item43e4f081cf:g:9MAAAOSwI-BWJ4-k

 

To be fair, it's exceedingly well described and looks ace

 

 

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Low miles Sovereign 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-JAGUAR-SOVEREIGN-AUTO-BROWN-2-9-52000-MILES-ONLY-BEEN-STANDING-BUT-RUNS-WELL-/131641868983

 

MAYBE IT BELONGED TO A MAYOR ,OR GANGSTER,WHO KNOWS

 

Well whoever they were, they clearly upset a few characters...

 

Test date 12 June 2013
  • Test Result Fail
Nearside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
Offside Front Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
Offside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)

 

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