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What do you call an Indian who's forgotten his front door key? Igungedin.

 

 

As you were.

 

 

What do you call an Indian at jumble sale?

 

 

Rummajin

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PHACKT

 

the alfa 164 is the most beautiful car ever made.

 

PHACKT

 

i seems i've made a mess in my pants....

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hmmmm, you know what, i can see myself driving one of those.

 

or sitting in said thing when the hilarious, catastrophic and very inevitable breakdown happens.

 

nice though, especially in black.

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If I was rich and wanted to spend 40 grand on a modern sports car.

 

I could spend 30 grand on a 997 Carrera 2 with full GT kit.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-911-COUPE-997-CARRERA-GT3-/141778696816?hash=item2102ab3a70

 

Too german? Maybe this £36,000 DB9 would do?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-05-Aston-Martin-DB9-5-9-Seq-Coupe-Silver-/400966225998?hash=item5d5b73104e

 

Hold on so, what you actually want is something that lets people know you've probably suffered some kind of head injury?

 

I've got the very thing! Just write me a cheque for £38,000 and all this can be yours.

 

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Based on everyones favourite super car the Ford Cougar. Note the original Silver colour of the cougar on the engine bay and the hand painted slam panel. Value.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-Dn8-Replica-Kitcar-/221889655754?hash=item33a9a773ca

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^^^Nearly 40k! If you are that determined to sink a load of money into building a replica... ffs at least base it on something rwd and not shit!

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Austin A60 Cambridge with 1622cc engine:

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Warning: Australian content

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When you turn up at Screwfix on a Saturday morning you're knee deep in shiny black pickup trucks.  They've got WARRIOR on the outside and CUNT on the inside, but no matter how big the tattoo on their leg the drivers get intimidated, same as everyone.  Especially if you rock up in this

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-ford-kingcab-pickup-/131603851513?hash=item1ea43368f9

 

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A Riley RMB station wagon  (erm, racking my brains for the UK term for station wagon... got it!  Estate!)

 

A Riley RMB Estate.

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Junkman, I know it is, but it's still interesting.

 

Owner claims it's factory-original, but that's news to me.

With all the paint gone, you can see the workmanship, and it's come from a decent coachbuilder at least.

 

Warning:  Australian content.

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I think terrible is relative when in comparison to a Ford Cougar with a plastic overcoat.

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^^^Nearly 40k! If you are that determined to sink a load of money into building a replica... ffs at least base it on something rwd and not shit!

Or spend just over half as much on this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FERRARI-DAYTONA-V-12-SPYDER-EVOCATION/221873870718?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33487%26meid%3Dbc2789bc1f8647f8a41304c4fb725d76%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D231692192757

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Stil wouldn't , but if you put a gun to my head and said I had to have a Sexton, I'd rather this than a Cobra or GT40 or whatever.

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