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Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

Bear

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Except all they've actually done is whack some old tags and plates on a much newer and totally different model.

 

And definitely no chance of it potentially being pinched.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Very specific yet utterly confused. Who the hell is going to be there on either or both those days (22nd, 23rd or 9am of September), cash in hand and shouting 'Top bidder was me!!' ?

 

Yeah, sounds a bit like a train ticket purchase in England.

Valid not on the train line you want to travel, cheaper when you are under 26 but not over 39 before Wednesday mornings but not Tuesday afternoons,

and if you are single but not a student with less than two but more than six children past 11pm but not before 9am on Sundays if Easter is after Christmas

except on bank holidays. Otherwise it's 837 quid to London, but not from Hemel Hempstead or Ipswich. Don't ask for destinations abroad, because this

will involve Le Shuttle, which is 127 quid on any day except August bank holiday if it isn't on a Friday before Tuesday mornings until 13:00 or after you

reached the age of 67, unless you are retired but not disabled since age 23 if you have a rail card issued before 03-04-2007.

 

What a load of utter, unadulterated bollox.

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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What do we have here?!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-strada-abarth-130-tc-1985/252090602375?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D33126%26meid%3D99e8d50d06704e0c9a857bf3d6b5c08d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D191690162190

 

£995 0 bids and a reserve.

 

Reserve is optimistic, considering the car is on fucking Guernsey.

 

It'd make some collection thread, though.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Ten months MOT, 39 service bills, two owners and under £450!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191690162190

 

 

same as Fiat panda

 

it must go to a good home and regular updateds and pictures of the car are a must if you don't agree to these T&C's i will not sell you the car a bit little getting a puppy from a animal rescue centre.

 

 

 

It's a Marbella, parts bin special. Nobody loves this mongrel.

  • Junkman, Conrad D. Conelrad, brickwall and 1 other
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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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It's a Marbella, parts bin special. Nobody loves this mongrel.

 

Wrong!  A Marbella is high on my must-have list, however that one can pass, I've seldom seen such a dreadful choice of interior textiles.  I didn't know they did a Jeans special edition but I wish they hadn't.  

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Except all they've actually done is whack some old tags and plates on a much newer and totally different model.

 

Except I think they have done it the difficult way and dropped newer running gear into old chassis and then new body on top. or, ground out the original chassis number and stamped on an older one hmmm

 

I'm out

 

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Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

Bear

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Wrong!  A Marbella is high on my must-have list, however that one can pass, I've seldom seen such a dreadful choice of interior textiles.  I didn't know they did a Jeans special edition but I wish they hadn't.  

 

Always thought the Marbella looked better than the Panda and wanted to make a 4x4 one. Had a '94 Terra van for work (technically my first new car) with the little diesel VW engine, went like stink. Hilariously basic inside but they did put a radio in at least.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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A spotless, low mileage black Marbella lurking in an ex-Rover dealer's back yard was meant to be my first car, however the seller took so long to sort out its leaky fuel tank that I ended up with the world's most abused Citroen AX instead.  I absolutely loved the basic interior and how it was, in 2002, probably one of the least fashionable and stylish cars available.  Basically a rough, not-as-well-made copy of a basic, utilitarian car that hardly anyone has heard of outside of the Spanish rental car market - what's not to like?

 

There seems to be a small, odd following for them now in shoving bike engines in them.  I can see the reasoning, I think, but it really should have a wheezy. asthmatic engine of less than 1000cc and white steel wheels.  Trouble is, prices are going up, that one's pretty cheap but I cannot see past the nasty interior trim.

Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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I have a picture of this car with a blonde lady sprawled naked on the bonnet on the bonnet

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Always thought the Marbella looked better than the Panda and wanted to make a 4x4 one. Had a '94 Terra van for work (technically my first new car) with the little diesel VW engine, went like stink. Hilariously basic inside but they did put a radio in at least.

 

Same engine as the MK2 Polo got in continental Europe, never found it's way into any RHD models though.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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That Range Rover, maybe i'm insane. But aren't those the ones where the body is bolted to the chassis with about 6 bolts?

Meaning a body swap takes about 12 minutes?

 

 

Or have I been on the absinthe again?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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‘CHUNDERBIRD’ MORE LIKE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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Was it made a Cat B on its looks alone?

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I have a picture of this car with a blonde lady sprawled naked on the bonnet on the bonnet

Share it with us. Please!

  • xtriple, anonymous user and alf892
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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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It looks like someone was so distracted by its immense hideousness that they drove into the back of it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I think the impact damage if anything has improved the styling . At least it's got a v8.

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