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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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1972

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-5-DOOR-1972-GREEN-/262049016377

So here she is 5 door range rover classic was originally a 3 door but was rolled some years ago and you try find a 3 door shell! so 5 doors it is! whilst apart 3.5 carbs became 3.9 injection Manual became Auto and all the modern bits that life has to offer were wired in! electric roof and windows Air con and a cd player to boot

 

F**k me, 0.3/10 for deception.

 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Did these have wood inside? I want to know if it has a knotty dash.

 

Only when used for shopping at IKEA and even then only in form of chipboard.

 

edit: also, it's tax exempt right?

 

Yes, in 21 years, or when you are disabled, whichever comes first.

Terms and conditions apply. Your mileage may vary.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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The Car will be Available to Collect Only on the 22nd and 23rd by 9am of September from Munich In Germany at the end of our Ramshackle Rally

 

Very specific yet utterly confused. Who the hell is going to be there on one or all of those days (22nd, 23rd or 9am of September), cash in hand and shouting 'Top bidder was me!!' ?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Only when used for shopping at IKEA and even then only in form of chipboard.

 

 

Yes, in 21 years, or when you are disabled, whichever comes first.

Terms and conditions apply. Your mileage may vary.

 

Forget it then, I'll lease a Dacia Feather Duster.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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i applaud the man for his honesty.

 

i also remember years ago, popular classics or omeone did exactly this with a rangie, they took one old tired 3 door and turned it into the equivalent of a vogue se, all 5 doors and that, when they were still a current model.

 

i so would.....

 

Except all they've actually done is whack some old tags and plates on a much newer and totally different model.

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Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Except all they've actually done is whack some old tags and plates on a much newer and totally different model.

 

And definitely no chance of it potentially being pinched.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Very specific yet utterly confused. Who the hell is going to be there on either or both those days (22nd, 23rd or 9am of September), cash in hand and shouting 'Top bidder was me!!' ?

 

Yeah, sounds a bit like a train ticket purchase in England.

Valid not on the train line you want to travel, cheaper when you are under 26 but not over 39 before Wednesday mornings but not Tuesday afternoons,

and if you are single but not a student with less than two but more than six children past 11pm but not before 9am on Sundays if Easter is after Christmas

except on bank holidays. Otherwise it's 837 quid to London, but not from Hemel Hempstead or Ipswich. Don't ask for destinations abroad, because this

will involve Le Shuttle, which is 127 quid on any day except August bank holiday if it isn't on a Friday before Tuesday mornings until 13:00 or after you

reached the age of 67, unless you are retired but not disabled since age 23 if you have a rail card issued before 03-04-2007.

 

What a load of utter, unadulterated bollox.

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