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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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People always talk about how many cows had to die to upholster a Rolls Royce, yet no-one mourns the two microwaves slaughtered for their clocks. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-ROLLS-ROYCE-SILVER-SPIRIT-2-OWNERS-63000MILES-For-Restoration-/141596956956?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20f7d6191c

 

This car has come from a deceased estate with the last owner purchasing the car when 5 years old in 1991

 

I didn't have a car when I was five years old. My infants school had a reasonable car scheme but I was a higher rate tax payer and (joke continued overleaf)

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Gary sounds like a twat. I quote :

 

 

 

VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN AN ORIGINAL PUMA GTE. THERE ARE ONLY 3? IN THE UK AND A FEW DOZEN AROUND EUROPE. GOOGLE FOR INFO ON THIS CAR YOU WILL FIND IT VERY INTERESTING DUE TO ITS RARITY. THIS CAR WAS EXPORTED TO EUROPE AS A COMPLETE CAR UNLIKE SOME WHICH WERE KIT CARS DUE TO EXPORT RESTRICTS IN BRAZIL. THIS CAR IS A VERY EASY RESTORATION!! THE MAIN PROBLEM BEING THE RUSTED FLOOR PAN WHICH REQUIRES REPLACING. THE ENGINE TURNS, BUT HAVENT TRYED TO GET IT RUNNING DUE TO THE CAR SITTING FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. THE RUNNING GEAR IS VOLKSWAGEN BETTLE SO EASY TO FIND PARTS ALTHOUGH THE CAR IS 99% COMPLETE. THE RARE AND EXPENSIVE CROMADORA WHEELS WITH GOOD ORIGINAL PRIELLI TYRES AND 1970'S RADIO CASETTE AND WOODEN STEARING WHEEL, THE INTERIOR NEEDS RE-UP HOLSTERING AND STEARING LOCK REPLACED DUE TO NO KEYS. THERE IS NO PAPER WORK OR CHASSIS PLATES SO WILL NEED TO BE SORTED, THE CAR IS 1973/74. I DO HAVE A V5 AND CHASSIS PLATES FOR A BETTLE..... DONNER VEHICLE???? THERE IS NO BUY IT NOW AND NO RESERVE, THE AUCTION WILL RUN TO THE END. NO MESSERS, WASTERS OR DAYDREAMERS!!!! A SUPERB PROJECT AND NOT TO COSTLY. FOR ANY MORE INFO PLEASE CALL GARY BEFORE 2PM ON 07904081670.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUMA-GTE-VERY-RARE-CAR-/121589648223?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c4f4ecb5f 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-RED-/201302806319

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All my friends know the lowrider.
The low-ride-are is a little higher
low-rid-er, drives a little slower
low-rid-er is a little colder
low-rid-er knows every street yeah
low-rid-er doesn't wanna meet yeah
low-rid-er don't use no gas yeah
low-rid-er don't drive to fast
take a little trip take a little trip take a little trip to see
take a little trip take a little trip take a little trip with me

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This car has come from a deceased estate with the last owner purchasing the car when 5 years old in 1991

 

 

I didn't have a car when I was five years old. My infants school had a reasonable car scheme but I was a higher rate tax payer and (joke continued overleaf)

 

I didn't know that estates can die.

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