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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Here's why Lego, glue and mind bending drugs don't mix. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-CINQUECE ... 1c2ae04ed8

 

'LOTS OF STUPID SHOUTING...now i havent tried it as i havent got the bollocks to go Bang or HAVE a f...king heart attack trying this beast... BUT I CONTACTED the last owner who says its QUICK...AND LOTS MORE UNREADABLE OLD BOLLOCKS.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KRAZ-or-GMC-/ ... 3f1bb69048

 

'DVLA now say they wont register any more of these because they are "Over Width"'

 

A policy the NHS would do well to adopt in the maternity unit, then twats like Kerry Katona, Chris Moyles and Jordan could be refused kids because of the size of their mouth/arse/flange/plastic tits/all four.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Not really AS material, but this late 944 with long MOT and a bit of tax seems like a good buy to me for £1500 ono

Leather and recent belt changes should be a plus. As its one of the later ones it's got the 2.7l 4-pot ...

 

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Mustard mitt, I am slightly tempted .... I do have 6,7 & 8" d90's sitting in the garage doing nothing as well :twisted:

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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I agree it looks good. However, I suspect that it'd only take a couple of hundred meters as a passenger before I came to hate it.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I've been in a lowrider once, and whilst it is indeed hilarious, the ride is absolutely dreadful. There is no way you could use one as a daily driver

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christ on a bike, I wish I had £2,500...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-JAGUAR-X ... 4abb9822f6

 

'an annoying spasmodic noise'

 

'It has been into Rybrook Jaguar Specialists of Chester and into Crane Bank Garage Ltd of Chester who specialise in Jaguar repairs'

 

Ah, there's your problem then. The only thing the latter used to be any good at was lying through their back teeth (to me), trying to rip people off at MOT time (my mate, the thieving bastards) and (allegedly) clocking cars, despite the owner being an ex-copper.

Everytime a main dealer closes in Chester they bang an ad in the Chronicle saying 'Rover/Volvo/Chrysler/whoever specialists' and I'd imagine get a few customers in that way. Personally I'd rather clean my own council gritter with an industrial power sander then rub some Fiery Jack into the gaping wounds to ease the pain, than ever use that garage again.

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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I've just tried to BIN that renault, and it's impossible to purchase due to 'the seller hasn't specified P&P', even if I insert £0 it wont continue :( bums!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I see what you mean! Just message the seller, buy it outside ebay and save him the fees

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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I've sent him a message, hopefully he'll get back to me :)

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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Cheers! It'll give me something to do tomorrow aft!

philibusmo Rank: Renault 16

philibusmo

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Everyone on my old Cressida a few pages back

Good to see that it is still doing well. The modifications were a little obvious, but I honestly think it looks really good modified. Be interesting to see what it goes for now.

 

Also Prairie has been added to 2 different watch lists.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190- ... 1e71d05341

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Looks like it has been abandoned for 5 years but actually has 11 months MOT.

Almost every conceivable part has been broken, bashed, neglected, stained, corroded or stopped working. Oh how I would love to smoke around in this, filling it up with anything combustible but diesel.

£400 no bids.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Another foto fail - missing the best feature ... pop-up headlights (which everyone knows are for WINNERS)

One owner since new, top of the range, full Honda service history, long MOT ... £650

 

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I'm slightly relieved that this isn't near me or I would likely be on my way to buy it tomorrow morning ... so much chod not enough time/space/money

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I thought I knew most of the odd-ball Japs but this is a new one on me.

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hey look, a Pontiac Grand Prix with functional whole width headlight. Cool!

 

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That looked familiar, so I read the listing... then checked out the youtube link, which is credited to "chevymanuk" who is my old mate Phil in Manchester! I knew he had this car, but don't think I've ever seen it in the metal. It's closely related to my old Chevy Lumina, which also had the 3.1 V6. Therefore it'll be a pure relaxing pleasure to drive. Phil knows what he's about, and looks after his cars, whoever buys this is unlikely to regret it.

 

And no, I'm not on commission! :lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Or if you prefer a wheezy old shunter with less wheels and less power then you need a Yank barge that sounds like an organically Fair Traded lesbian vegetarian's favourite dinner

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Oldsmobile-To ... 19d4e45df5

 

'Looks great'

 

Beg. To. Differ.

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