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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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There is something a little bit louche about an XJ Coupe, not as geezer as the saloons, more of cad's car. I don't think I could carry it off, but I'd quite like one anyway

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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' replica is an exact reproduction (as of a painting) executed by the original artist or a copy or reproduction, especially one on a scale smaller than the original.

A replica is a copy closely resembling the original concerning its shape and appearance. Or it's this absolute fucking joke of a car.

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cougar-aston-martin-replica-/221460418822?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339011d106

 

'aston martin replica'

 

That looks as much like an Aston Martin as the Grand Astoria Guest House I stayed in during my stag weekend in Blackpool replicates exactly the Raffles in Dubai. 

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Luckythirteen Rank: BL Wedge

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Cheap speed... As in, you'll be blazing for a bit, but the crash will be messy. Still, under £400 for a running T4? Hello, SVM HQ, death wish division...

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-MK-2-Mark-II-2-4-240-Red-Restoration-Project-Classic-Car-Barn-Find-/380922263397?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58b0bc7765

 

'If you want to buy a car, buy a Jag.

There's enough room in the back for welding slag.

There's a biscuit tin to brush the floor pan in,

if you want to buy a car, buy a Jag'

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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'aston martin replica'

 

That looks as much like an Aston Martin as the Grand Astoria Guest House I stayed in during my stag weekend in Blackpool replicates exactly the Raffles in Dubai. 

 

 

That just looks so bad. I really do wonder sometimes.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Check out the arse on that Aston Martin 'replica'

 

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Jesus. I would say you literally have to be quite severely mentally ill to think that looks even 'OK' never mind 'good'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out the arse on that Aston Martin 'replica'

 

 

 

Jesus. I would say you literally have to be quite severely mentally ill to think that looks even 'OK' never mind 'good'

 

It actually looks like a dog that's about to be kicked in the face.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Old-Triumph-Herald-Based-Car-AKO-813B-/291164857110?

 

The seller very wisely fails to include a decent 3/4 pic of this so we have to just make a guess at how bollock-shatteringly hideous it is!!!

 

 

We bought this last August and repainted it in my business colours for advertising purposes.
It has been great fun but is no longer required so we are reluctantly having to let it go.

 

'No longer required' after all your customers closed their accounts and went elsewhere i'm guessing

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£1700 and it's only a 3.1 V6?  :shock:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Pull up outside Jordan's house, suck her tits* and pouty plastic face in then take to nearest toxic waste facility. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Which would probably then lead to her becoming pregnant for the 1100th time by the 1500th different bloke.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Regal-Supervan-3-Delboy-Van-Del-Boy-Trotter-Van-III-21E-VERY-RARE-/321427777479?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad696a7c7

 

'Very rare'

 

As 'very rare' as the three others on eBay, or as 'very rare' as every other pissing hopeless 'OFAH' lookalike Reliants? I tell you what WOULD be rare, and that's to find a Reliant van that hasn't been bastardised by some funny* original* person with a tin of yellow fucking paint and a blow up doll.

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