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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/An-absolute-one-off-bespoke2-3berth-Vauxhall-movano-camper-for-extreme-sports-/111359205427?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item19ed86a033

 

'camper for extreme sports'

 

Hmm, wipe clean seats and an anal probe/colonic irrigation tube on the back door. I wonder what kind of water extreme sports this has been used for? 

 

'For more information please give me a tinkle at Golden Showers Camp Site, Broxton Roundabout, A41.'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who knows the real names of the cast of 'OFAH': 

 

I have to confess I wasn't aware that Shitting Horse or Rory Llys Park were in it, maybe he's getting confused with a Welsh camping site?

 

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Which leads me to wonder if Naked Gaaary, PM Clitoris and Sue HoldHerMan are, perhaps, part of that Dutch sex party who stayed there?

 

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Which just leaves Toblerone, Vaj, Lennox Shitey Shadow, Pam Bummers, Shiny Apron and Rory, at least two of whom seem to be sexual metaphors for some sort of anal chocolate insertion fetish. In a caravan, in Wales. With Naked Gaary and his mates. So for that reason, I'm oot.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-regal-supervan-3-del-boy-replica-one-off-with-signatures-from-the-cast-/290987849643?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c03a37ab

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Can anyone guess what type of vehicle could possibly attract spotty 'individual' youths who are 'down with da kids, yo'?

 

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'While you're there, mate'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/The-JagerBus-Custom-T25-CrewCab-1-9AAZ-conversion-full-shot-bar-business-/281347012459?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item418196b76b

 

'Basically all you need to start trading, just add the Jägermeister itself'

 

And a real bomb.

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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You like a Chrysler Neon; love the cab-forward look and gawping front end, but you need something bigger and even more difficult to get fixed.

 

Of course you do, who wouldn't?  This Chrysler 300 could be just the thing!

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  • laser wheels and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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No 3 out of 101 things you'd want painting on your motorcycle helmet:

 

A young Margaret Thatcher smoking a carrot. 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-FATBOY-CUSTOM-PAINT-/231241311712?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item35d70e65e0

 

'don,t take the piss'

 

You started it!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You know what, if anyone ever says you can't find what you really really want on eBay, they're lying. Take tonight for example, I had a sudden urge to buy a really awful car that looked exactly like my dog just before it calls for Huey and pukes up his breakfast all over the rug in the front room. And then I found it!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEAT-IBIZA-FR-1-9-TDI-240-BHP-CUSTOM-MODIFIED-2006-PEARl-BLUE-HYBRID-TURBO-/131199076537?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e8c1308b9

 

'NO EXPENSE SPENT WISELY'

EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

EssDeeWon

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Get ready for the Summer heatwave with this famous XR3i Cab

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3i-Cabriolet-Famous-Owner-Low-Mileage-Original-Condition-LHD-/291125793453?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c87312ad

 

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Ford Escort XR3i Cabriolet, Famous Owner

 

 

Oh yeah, who who who??

 

car originally belonged to Olympic Showjumper Debbie Johnsey

 

 

Fuck Off !!

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