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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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MULTIPACK CORTINA. NOT TO BE SOLD SEPARATELY 

 

(ps the yellow one goes on the rear)

 

 

Except by Pakistani shop keeps

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Want to stand out and be different to a Lotus Elise? Step this way Sir, welcome to Autoshite Sports Cars Ltd*

 

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Sylva thingy^^^^^ is the first kitcar on here for ages that hasn't had me thinking of arson.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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/\ /\ Feck me that is shit. There is so much going on even the wheelie bin looks part of it!

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Crikey Junkman, what are you typing into the search box to come up with stuff like that?

 

Buy My Volvo: definitely genius. Best thing I've seen on YouTube in a very long time.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Mk 3 Cortina GXL 2 Door

Does it come with a plastic model of Graham Hill?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Or am I the only one who remembers that in the Corgi catalogue...)

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Crikey Junkman, what are you typing into the search box to come up with stuff like that?

 

Nothing. It was displayed in the suggestions at the bottom of the page, like most of the stuff I post.

Then I click on it, and the suggestions at the bottom of the page change to something even more shite, and so on.

I think the trike was suggested when I was looking for front door pulls for my Rover.

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Does it come with a plastic model of Graham Hill?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Or am I the only one who remembers that in the Corgi catalogue...)

No,& no  :-)

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-X-TYPE-Classic-D-4-door-saloon-British-racing-green-/231231174336

 

Do you think the paint engineers at Jaguar busted their asses for months to come up with a sort of version of British Racing Green that just looked SHITE? because if so I would say their efforts were well worthwhile. This looks properly dismal. In fact I'd say these are the new ultimate car for 'champagne motoring/lemonade money' types, i'm surprised you dont see more chrome arched white ones. I used to wonder why these had not been more of a sales success, but you just have to see a few for sale on eBay to realise why - they really look like a cheap thing thats been half-heartedly made to look expensive. A Rover 75 just seems vastly superior in all ways to me even if you do have to change its head gasket more often.

saucedoctor Rank: Renault 16

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I'd agree with the X Type paint sentiment. Mine is "Radiance Red" (like MGR Nightfire) and it's REALLY hard to make the car look clean. Even after a good snowfoam, followed by a Meguiars 1-2-3 machine polishing job, the car looks dull after about a day, even if I haven't driven it and there's been no rain.

 

Compare that to the paint job on my Rover 25: OK it's a different colour, but the Rover can really be quite grubby, not actually look dirty and still have the shine from the waxing.

 

The Jaag in the advert is a D Classic with cloth and a manual gearbox - tragic & awful, even on a good day.

Sudsprint Rank: BL Wedge

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Does it come with a plastic model of Graham Hill?

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Or am I the only one who remembers that in the Corgi catalogue...)

There was a police version as well.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-X-TYPE-Classic-D-4-door-saloon-British-racing-green-/231231174336

 

Do you think the paint engineers at Jaguar busted their asses for months to come up with a sort of version of British Racing Green that just looked SHITE? because if so I would say their efforts were well worthwhile. This looks properly dismal. In fact I'd say these are the new ultimate car for 'champagne motoring/lemonade money' types, i'm surprised you dont see more chrome arched white ones. I used to wonder why these had not been more of a sales success, but you just have to see a few for sale on eBay to realise why - they really look like a cheap thing thats been half-heartedly made to look expensive. A Rover 75 just seems vastly superior in all ways to me even if you do have to change its head gasket more often.

They're actually Ford Taunus 17m underneath you know, and a Princess had one,and it was the last Jaguar personally signed off by Sir William Lyons.

 

Seriously,if you could find a manual 3.0 AWD it must be like a giffer Evo6.

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