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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hand up who wants a car signed by a bloke in Morrison's carpark wearing a balaclava full of marbles, whose signature seems to say S E Slags?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-xsara-rally-replica-possible-track-car-/310970237541?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4867454265

 

'commissioned by citroen and bulit by citunning'

 

I stand to be corrected but I sort of imagine the chances of Citroen ringing a garage in Nottingham and asking them to knock up a couple of  half arsed lookalikes is pretty slim.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lamborghini-Countach-5000-Quattrovalvole-Replica-Kit-Car-/181424281175?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3dbad657

 

'previous owner had driven 150 miles bringing it to Kent but wasn't happy with some of the workmanship'

 

Some? I wonder if discovering the interior is made of loft insulation tipped the balance a bit? Oh well, at least he's certain of what he's selling:

 

'I think it is' 'I have read' 'I would say' 'I am guessing'  'I believe that' 'have been told' 'I think with this'       

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Apparently that Xsara has been signed by Sebastian Lobe!!!!!

This makes me even more certain that 'citunning' is in fact an anagram .

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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ALL FILLER NO THRILLER

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Spider-replica-/161314476176?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258f179090

 

Definite candidate for 'Most  apt company name ever' award:

 

'Produced by bad designs'

 

Special hats off to whoever stitched a Welsh dragon with a hard on into the headrests.

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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ALL FILLER NO THRILLER

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-355-Spider-replica-/161314476176?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258f179090

 

Definite candidate for 'Most  apt company name ever' award:

 

'Produced by bad designs'

 

Special hats off to whoever stitched a Welsh dragon with a hard on into the headrests.

 

This seller just doesn't give up. The car is a load of camel wank

Prime shite, unfortunately out of shitist territory.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-Renault-Caravelle-Convertible-/331216193465

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Prolly one of the prettiest cars Renner made

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If anything ever deserved to be called 'Shitty Shitty Bang Bang' it's that. 

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This looks lovely and not bad value either. 

 

1297cc (not rs turbo)

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Shame about that Croma, he has totally destroyed the roof!!!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That ADO16 is just utterly brilliant.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131194958248

 

this was up to 350 last time I looked, now its back down to £102!!!!

 

 

Hi i am interested in your car and would like to ask you afew questions can you please contact me on 68151607792114091 or send me your number thanks regards khan

 

brilliant

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