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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Kadett's been knocking around for a bit. I think  the chances of it having 2000 miles on it are pretty slim.

Fantastically misery spec'd though.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1979-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham-4-door-immaculate-interior-runs-but-needs-restoration/1041544960#photo-content

 

Coming to a oval near you...

 

 

 

Selling on behalf of my father who has had it from Brand New since 1979. 
Hasn't been driven since 2004, as he is now retired. Body work needs restoration due to being kept outside for almost 10 years

 

The interior is a bit rapey too.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Weekend plans:

 

Ride to scooter rally in Southport.

Park up.

Have a brew.

Get laughed at.

Ride off.

Get bricked.

Go to A&E.

Return to find scooter smashed to bits.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-LML-Star-125cc-4T-scooter-SIGNED-BY-ONE-DIRECTION-Unique-/121231184554?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item1c39f112aa

 

'This scooter has been signed by all five 1D band members'

 

Kill it with fire.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think we've found out who's been stealing paint from B&Q's bargain basement

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-ONE-OFF-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-TDI-90-110-130-150-SE-GT-GTI-R32-/181276772608?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a34f00900

 

'One off Paint Job (not been lacquered but looks fine)'

 

If you actually filled the entire interior with disco biscuits then attempted to suck every one up through a giant straw via the open driver's window, it still wouldn't look fine.

 

'Not So Good Bits: Fucking everything'

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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I think we've found out who's been stealing paint from B&Q's bargain basement

 

$_12.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-ONE-OFF-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-TDI-90-110-130-150-SE-GT-GTI-R32-/181276772608?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a34f00900

 

'One off Paint Job (not been lacquered but looks fine)'

 

If you actually filled the entire interior with disco biscuits then attempted to suck every one up through a giant straw via the open driver's window, it still wouldn't look fine.

 

'Not So Good Bits: Fucking everything'

 

Severe lack of punctuation makes it ridiculously annoying to read too

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I actually very nearly LOLd myself off my chair. *CONTENT WARNING*: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Do NOT look at the interior.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-CHRYSLER-PT-CRUISER-One-off-pink-car-/181274785564?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a34d1b71c

 

'It was made as the main advertisement for a lady's dance studio'

 

If you got Emma Bunton to pole dance in the knack I still wouldn't go and watch if this was outside.

face Rank: Renault 16

face

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That Alfa is fucking disgusting. Although I did love this picture:

 

"I am smoking a fayg"

 

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himoverthere Rank Morris Ital

himoverthere

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Jeez! That's from the very short period when they couldn't be arsed to move the rear wiper position to better suit RHD! (see also early Vauxhall Novas).

 

I always thought that way round was more sensible because it cleared most of the glass over your left shoulder. I think the dealers used to adjust them so they parked flat though. My dad had a GLS and his dealer told him that they had a spate of people needing replacement rear wiper motors because initially the rear wasn't intermittent and because people (not being used to such luxuries) were leaving the rear wiper on driving down the motorway when there was no water landing on the glass they were burning motors out left right and centre.

 

Anyway, the best thing about the GLS (apart from electric mirrors) were the wheels - which latterly came with proper centre covers instead of the rubber blobs. This one appears to have only one original wheel. Or perhaps three - who knows what is on the other side? I also can't work out if that door is open slightly, or saggier than a bulldog's face.

 

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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I actually very nearly LOLd myself off my chair. *CONTENT WARNING*: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Do NOT look at the interior.

 

$_12.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-CHRYSLER-PT-CRUISER-One-off-pink-car-/181274785564?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a34d1b71c

 

'It was made as the main advertisement for a lady's dance studio'

 

If you got Emma Bunton to pole dance in the knack I still wouldn't go and watch if this was outside.

Well I ignored you're advice, and did. I've now got conjunctivitis

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