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800bhp. Shit the bed. I once drove a 500bhp XKR and it wobbled around like I was driving a chewit.

Once In A lifetime Oppertunity To Buy A Jaguar ZEEMAX XKR

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Jaguar-ZEEMAX-XKR-Supercharged-800-BHP-200-MPH-SUPERCAR-/151018308851?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23296484f3

 

I hope this crashed into the other one for sale on here.

 

No picture as I'm suffering ebay image armagedon.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-PRIVILEGE-AUTO-RED-/140942074677?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d0cd6335

Posted

800bhp. Shit the bed. I once drove a 500bhp XKR and it wobbled around like I was driving a chewit.

Once In A lifetime Oppertunity To Buy A Jaguar ZEEMAX XKR

 

$T2eC16d,!)cE9s4Pu,9qBRUfEtlb5w~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Jaguar-ZEEMAX-XKR-Supercharged-800-BHP-200-MPH-SUPERCAR-/151018308851?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23296484f3

 

I hope this crashed into the other one for sale on here.

 

No picture as I'm suffering ebay image armagedon.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-RENAULT-VEL-SATIS-PRIVILEGE-AUTO-RED-/140942074677?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d0cd6335

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I had an e28 520i manual and it was pretty slow but very smooth when up to speed. I bet the auto's a right plodder. Is that what you had?

 

I bet that 316 isn't much fun with the autobox. I had an e21 320 (straight 6) with an autobox and it was hatefull and would have been improved 100% by a manual box.

i cooked the box of a shark nose 320 on the M8 in central glasgow when I floored it four up and tried to get to a ton sometime in the 1990s. Definitely benefit from from a porridge stirrer!

Posted
I had an e28 520i manual and it was pretty slow but very smooth when up to speed. I bet the auto's a right plodder. Is that what you had?

 

I bet that 316 isn't much fun with the autobox. I had an e21 320 (straight 6) with an autobox and it was hatefull and would have been improved 100% by a manual box.

i cooked the box of a shark nose 320 on the M8 in central glasgow when I floored it four up and tried to get to a ton sometime in the 1990s. Definitely benefit from from a porridge stirrer!

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My 320 auto let you go straight from drive to reverse even if you where doing 90 mph at the time. I did it once and created a 40 metre skid mark. I also left tyre marks on the road.

 

The 2nd time it happened I was out on a test drive with someone who wanted to buy it. I explained it was possible to do it so to be careful when changing manually between gears. 30 seconds later he fuggin did it and skidded to a juddering halt. Unfortunately some poor guy on a bike was behind us and cycled straight into the back of the car! There's no brake lights when you jam it into reverse. He didn't even buy it (the guy on the test drive not the one on the bike).

Posted

My 320 auto let you go straight from drive to reverse even if you where doing 90 mph at the time. I did it once and created a 40 metre skid mark. I also left tyre marks on the road.

 

The 2nd time it happened I was out on a test drive with someone who wanted to buy it. I explained it was possible to do it so to be careful when changing manually between gears. 30 seconds later he fuggin did it and skidded to a juddering halt. Unfortunately some poor guy on a bike was behind us and cycled straight into the back of the car! There's no brake lights when you jam it into reverse. He didn't even buy it (the guy on the test drive not the one on the bike).

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A 2.0 Turbo Auto Vel Satis is a rare thing. Shame it didn't happen to a 2.2 dCi.

Posted

A 2.0 Turbo Auto Vel Satis is a rare thing. Shame it didn't happen to a 2.2 dCi.

Posted

Did you see that 3.0 dci one a couple of pages back Luke? The asking price seems a bit much for a cat one, what do you think?

Posted

Did you see that 3.0 dci one a couple of pages back Luke? The asking price seems a bit much for a cat one, what do you think?

Posted

Ah, hadn't seen that! Far too much. At half that its still not exactly a bargain. Just sold one of mine - a pretty much spotless 3.0 dCi Initiale with plenty of MOT and less miles for the same amount he wants :roll:

Posted

Ah, hadn't seen that! Far too much. At half that its still not exactly a bargain. Just sold one of mine - a pretty much spotless 3.0 dCi Initiale with plenty of MOT and less miles for the same amount he wants :roll:

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There is some real shaggable tat on Motorhog this week.

 

This just did terrible things to me.

 

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http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=117773

 

 

Renner 5 Monaco complete with Jesus Fish! :P

 

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http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=117845

 

Petrol Auto Neon which is beige EVERYWHERE. Also complete with only the new keepers slip telling you that there's a guaranteed major fault.... At least it doesn't say "onli sellin cuz its 2 big 4 my gurl"

 

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http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=118022

Posted

There is some real shaggable tat on Motorhog this week.

 

This just did terrible things to me.

 

fcfa9c209af9ae93e782f7ac8b3f0873.jpg

 

http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=117773

 

 

Renner 5 Monaco complete with Jesus Fish! :P

 

ab3fd6cd7aa347a8137c1c29abf5ae3e.jpg

 

3541f344d0e2c65989cca81b5fc8d5f3.jpg

 

http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=117845

 

Petrol Auto Neon which is beige EVERYWHERE. Also complete with only the new keepers slip telling you that there's a guaranteed major fault.... At least it doesn't say "onli sellin cuz its 2 big 4 my gurl"

 

9f4c00c9e91bbc0472b00501e214d51d.jpg

 

http://auctions.motorhog.co.uk/vehicle_ ... lue=118022

Posted

Looks like that previously mint Volvo was stolen & smashed. WANKERS - but at least it must of fucking hurt.

Posted

Looks like that previously mint Volvo was stolen & smashed. WANKERS - but at least it must of fucking hurt.

Posted

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unimog-411-of ... 0661699%26

$(KGrHqN,!qsFEFfym0o5BRKn!DwB8Q~~60_12.JPG

 

There is no engine and the gearbox is partially dismantled,

 

Also one of the front cross members has been cut out

 

Verdict - phone the knackerman and put it out of its misery.

Posted

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unimog-411-of ... 0661699%26

$(KGrHqN,!qsFEFfym0o5BRKn!DwB8Q~~60_12.JPG

 

There is no engine and the gearbox is partially dismantled,

 

Also one of the front cross members has been cut out

 

Verdict - phone the knackerman and put it out of its misery.

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