Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

After all of the tomfuckery on collection day, I discovered that I actually DO have a 12v outlet. 

Some ABSOLUTE LEG has wired one into the glove box. It was tucked safely into a hole in the top of the box. 

 

 

Cheeky fkr

[Jim Bell]

It's still not perfect but it's a great GROCERY GREATER and STATION SHUTTLE. Park anywhere, don't worry about it, worth nowt, let every seagull shit on it, no worries* motoring. 

Its nippy enough, comfortable enough at 74mph, small enough to fit anywhere, and isn't really even that cramped inside for a 6ft4 22stone travesty of a pilot. 

It's returning low to mid 40s mpg on mixed driving and costs nowt£ in tax and insurance. Lowest group on insurance and tax is about 2$ per month. 

ECCONOMYICAL

 

 

 

Still stuff to iron out, foibles-wise. 

Idles a bit high randomly, still misses a bit sometimes and has cut out randomly twice.  I'll keep piling the miles on and keep picking away at it where funds allow. 

 

[garbaldy]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Have some pics from various famous* local* landmarks 

 

Local ?    Could of sworn some geordie builders took that to Arizona 20 years ago. 

[Jim Bell]

12 minutes ago, garbaldy said:

Local ?    Could of sworn some geordie builders took that to Arizona 20 years ago. 

Auf Weidersien transponder bridge. 

[tooSavvy]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

It's still not perfect but it's a great GROCERY GREATER and STATION SHUTTLE. Park anywhere, don't worry about it, worth nowt, let every seagull shit on it, no worries* motoring. 

Its nippy enough, comfortable enough at 74mph, small enough to fit anywhere, and isn't really even that cramped inside for a 6ft4 22stone travesty of a pilot. 

It's returning low to mid 40s mpg on mixed driving and costs nowt£ in tax and insurance. Lowest group on insurance and tax is about 2$ per month. 

ECCONOMYICAL

 

 

 

Still stuff to iron out, foibles-wise. 

Idles a bit high randomly, still misses a bit sometimes and has cut out randomly twice.  I'll keep piling the miles on and keep picking away at it where funds allow. 

 

..... I had wondered how well it might accommodate U.

All guddgudd 👍

+1 on WTF colour scheme 🤪

🚙💨

[Jim Bell]

 

"Tonight on Thames television there will be a change to the advertised programming. Due to a Stop Oil protestor throwing himself in front of a border collie, the semi final of One Man And His Dog will be shown next Sunday at 21:00. This evening we will be showing an episode of Dempsey And Makepeace."

 

Roll VT

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Tonight on Dempsey and Makepeace, the sensible and excitable sides of my brain butt heads as my struggle for shit car purchasary spills out into cop drama. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Location, Shitetown. Where every car is available and doing a buy is only ever a click away. 

 

 

There's a car out there somewhere and I could buy it. If I could just convince myself it was a good idea. 

[Jim Bell]

Interior. 

The phone rings. 

 

 

Ok, come round. But you better not want to buy a car. You've got a car. 

[Jim Bell]

*knock knock*

Come in. 

 

*Dramatic silent pause*

 

[Jim Bell]

 

Squeaks from the back garden. Opens curtains. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

 

Listen, I've checked file, gone through all the records and this has never gone well.

 

 

 

The right amount of cars to have is one. That's the right amount. Two is one too many. Don't buy another car. 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

[Jim Bell]

 

*Advertisment break*

 

 

What? No. 

Who told you that?

But how much are they though? Fir real I might order some for a friend. 

[PSAPerv]

Well, shit.

Why is this like a biography of me 😂

[Jim Bell]

 

[Jim Bell]

Overheard by Pam, the BonJovi looking costar 

 

[Jim Bell]

I hope you at least read the advert thouroughly. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

*Advertisment break*

 

 

What? No. 

I dunno. 

How much tho?

[jaypee]

4 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

I hope you at least read the advert thoutoughly. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

*Advertisment break*

 

 

What? No. 

I dunno. 

How much tho?

my mate........ was after some of these.... apparently 

[Jim Bell]

[adw1977]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

Pernis?

[Jim Bell]

This is a load of shit. I'm turning it off. 

What's on the other side. 

 

FRED WESTS RENAULT CLIO TOUR OF ROCHDALE. 

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

Tune in early doors tomorrow for collectioneering antics with all your old favourites. 

The poo count. 

Pez shot. 

Breakfast pic. 

Guessing what it is. 

Woolarding. 

And many, many more. 

[Jim Bell]

5 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

Pernis?

It's the medical name for a bonner

[sdkrc]

7 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

And many, many more. 

"Come meet all your favorite stars! Mark Hamill! Alf! And many more!"

- Jim Bell, 2024

[stuboy]

56 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Tune in early doors tomorrow for collectioneering antics with all your old favourites. 

The poo count. 

Pez shot. 

Breakfast pic. 

Guessing what it is. 

Woolarding. 

And many, many more. 

 

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

"Tonight on Thames television there will be a change to the advertised programming. Due to a Stop Oil protestor throwing himself in front of a border collie, the semi final of One Man And His Dog will be shown next Sunday at 21:00. This evening we will be showing an episode of Dempsey And Makepeace."

 

Roll VT

 

 

OMAHD was on the beeb 😀

[Jim Bell]

Time: 06:10

P.C: 1

It begins.