Quick, man the Roflcopter! Have ties, won't travel...

[Cavcraft]

This should take some beating, and so should the thread starter...

 

http://www.mk3oc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47820

 

[pogweasel]

SRSLY, fo reel? NO WAI.

[FredTransit]

 

Oh. My. God

[Cavcraft]

I haven't had a chance to read the replies yet so he could be a wind up merchant.I'm being told of someone even worse on another forum who is DEFO 4 REEL though, more news on that once I get time to investigate.

[Milford Cubicle]

Should be submitted to 'There I Fixed It'

[shite_meister]

I used to work with a lad who clamped his rear springs with Jubilee clips to lower it slightly, when the vehicle was on a ramp you could just lift out the rear springs needless to say although he wasn't a mechanic we were working in a garage so he had the piss ripped out of him big time.

[Ratdat]

The top leaf of one of the rear springs on my lowrider snapped whilst at RTTS down in Newquay once. Worst of all it snapped ahead of the axle meaning instant rear wheel steering. A could of pairs of mole grips and about 50 large cable ties held it together just fine for the 210 mile journey home

[Negative Creep]

Must........resist......Vauxhall.....stereotype.....comment

[AXrescuer]

Yes you must, given the amount of stick he got over there!

[VWPowered]

what a retard

[Cavcraft]

Must........resist......Vauxhall.....stereotype.....comment

Even I can't defend the indefensible. Trust me there's worse to come from another Vauxhall owner, just waiting for the link and I'll post it up.

[Station]

That site used to be really good, but loads of txt typing chavs appeared. :(Does anyone remember the miffed admin that redirected everyone to gay porn on there a couple of years ago? lolzol

[Cavcraft]

OH RLY? YH RLY...

http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showt ... 937&page=4

 

 

 

 

 

NOT RLY but found it amusing...

 

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 563&page=1

[Station]

Jesus, imagine the electric bill for all that!Is that Chavtastic/Nemesis in the last one?

[Negative Creep]

The airbox one was done in response to another poster. He genuinely claimed that by fitting a bigger inlet pip and advancing his timing by 2mm, his 1.4 Astra would do 120mph

[Cavcraft]

Jesus, imagine the electric bill for all that!Is that Chavtastic/Nemesis in the last one?

No mate it's Wayne I think. Nemesis (Ben) hasn't been quiet though and is still entertaining people elsewhere Still think it was a sad day when he got a lifetime ban, whatever people thought of him he certainly knew how to light the place up.

[FredTransit]

The airbox one was done in response to another poster. He genuinely claimed that by fitting a bigger inlet pip and advancing his timing by 2mm, his 1.4 Astra would do 120mph

Don't understand, so where does the olive oil come in to it? Does it help? Should I be dousing my air filter with it? Am I making the mistake of putting it in the diesel tank instead of the air filter?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That chavtastic lad is a right little twat, he stitched my mate out of £250. If I ever met him i'd cheerfully boot him in the stones until they were pulped, however i just have to hope that someone else will do it for me.

[Negative Creep]

The airbox one was done in response to another poster. He genuinely claimed that by fitting a bigger inlet pip and advancing his timing by 2mm, his 1.4 Astra would do 120mph

Don't understand, so where does the olive oil come in to it? Does it help? Should I be dousing my air filter with it? Am I making the mistake of putting it in the diesel tank instead of the air filter?

Found it http://pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.as ... &mid=46688 and http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 977&page=2 Sadly the photos have gone so you can't see the filler he put inside his airbox to create a smoother airflow. You can see his electrical skillz though

 

[Cavcraft]

The electrical episode was one of my favourite ever internet threads. He got a bit shirty on another forum and said his uncle owned an inflatable boxing ring and he would meet anyone who 'dissed' him and leather them He got quite a few offers from what I remember but didn't take any of them up, then just disappeared off the face of the interwebz.

[FredTransit]

The airbox one was done in response to another poster. He genuinely claimed that by fitting a bigger inlet pip and advancing his timing by 2mm, his 1.4 Astra would do 120mph

Don't understand, so where does the olive oil come in to it? Does it help? Should I be dousing my air filter with it? Am I making the mistake of putting it in the diesel tank instead of the air filter?

Found it http://pistonheads.com/xforums/topic.as ... &mid=46688 and http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewt ... 977&page=2 Sadly the photos have gone so you can't see the filler he put inside his airbox to create a smoother airflow. You can see his electrical skillz though

 

fook me it's that tape again!

[Mr Lobster]

Superb. I've just passed a pleasant twenty minutes quietly ROFLing in my office.

[uncle silvia]

And while we are on the subject.........................

 

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic. ... andling%20&mid=0

 

[VWPowered]

bloody hell, i suppose at least he's using plugs with fuses

[FredTransit]

 

Is that a wooden strut brace??

[Station]

Yes. With a variety of ill suited bolts/nuts.

[FredTransit]

I have read the thread now. Sooooo funny. What a tool!

[Mr Lobster]

I was going to post the wooden strut brace thread myself but totally forgot Thing is, the guy really thinks its a good, safe modification, a really nice bit of engineering Frightening reallly.....

[Justin Case]

There is nothing new under the sun

Some helpful hints taken from Car Mechanics January 1962 (should be listed on Ebid next week ):

 

 

 

 

Love the idea of robbing a passing hedge for the raw materials for the bodge

[Cavcraft]

180mph, oh rly?

 

http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/1154353.htm