For Sale OMG GGG Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen - Now Force Ale again!

[Felly Magic]

A James May spec MPW 2 door for me. New Rollers are simply too crass & vulgar. Wasn't Henry Ford a bit like Adolf in his hatred of the Jewish folk?

[Squire_Dawson]

As evidenced yesterday, this car is actually personally signed by Fred Daimler. So there.

[Junkman]

I'd provide photographic evidence of this, but the Junkwoman has nicked the car.

 

Again.

[Squire_Dawson]

Thinking about it, you are sort of in a Jaguar, if you can imagine it. Signed by Daimler, some Jags were similar to Daimlers, royal families in Europe inter-breeding and so on... there's Jaguar in it somewhere.

[Junkman]

Let me assure you that it lacks any trace of British Daimlerism.

[Squire_Dawson]

Let me assure you that it lacks any trace of British Daimlerism.

 

Er, yes, I think you are right there.

 

[Guest Hooli]

I'd love one of them ^^^ fastastic looking beasts.

 

 

I realise there is about as much chance winning the lottery for a dozen drawers on the trot.

[The_Equalizer]

A Camargue for me. A seventies model in a nice metallic with the correct steel wheels. Failing that, a slim bumper MPW FHC. The James Young 2 door is a bit weird. The Camargue has a disdain for other road users that I find appealing. 

 

I didn't know that we could include the Camargue. I love the Camargue. I remember once seeing a slightly rough-ish look bloke and his other half pile on to the M25 in a metallic dark brown one. It just looked total two fingers up. I had my eye on this one for a long time, but it's either sold or the dealer's got shot of it (they were asking £50k):

 

[richardmorris]

I didn't know that we could include the Camargue. I love the Camargue. I remember once seeing a slightly rough-ish look bloke and his other half pile on to the M25 in a metallic dark brown one. It just looked total two fingers up. I had my eye on this one for a long time, but it's either sold or the dealer's got shot of it (they were asking £50k):

 

 

That's the one that was outside my work last month - having some paintwork done over the road. I expect it's sold and the dealer was getting some blemishes done.

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

I love the Camargue. A business associate of my late father had one in the eighties. The sense of occasion in riding in one is just incredible, so much more than an 'ordinary' Rolls.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

This is one of the correct Camargue colours. 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I'd love one of them ^^^ fastastic looking beasts.

 

 

I realise there is about as much chance winning the lottery for a dozen drawers on the trot.

 

 

Goering was a very good DB customer and had some very superb cars built. 

[cort16]

Has this got more cylinders yet?

[Felly Magic]

JM nudges wall in JWs 405, JM goes insane on a KOLLEKSHUNFRED for parts, & rebuilds, JM goes to buy a Jag long distance, Jag is sold, ends up buying Mercedes 4 banger that JW then steals. The poor bugger has no luck at all, I think that Renner 16 is carrying a curse from the German Lincolnshire

[Guest Hooli]

Goering was a very good DB customer and had some very superb cars built. 

 

One of two aircraft engines too.

[Felly Magic]

JM needs to find out what cars JW hates, and buy one of them, mind you that would probably be some tiny modern post 1986 diesel with Spanish Waiter gears

[Junkman]

She brought it back.

With nothing but dust in the tank.

[Felly Magic]

She brought it back.

With nothing but dust in the tank.

 

Story of your life? Unhappy Junkman

[Squire_Dawson]

Could be a Country and Western song title.

 

She brought it back, with dust in the tank

I begged her not to do it, car ain't worth a wank

&c &c...

[Felly Magic]

I think all Mercedes and VWs should be fitted with trafficators to honour* their past

[Guest Hooli]

She brought it back.

With nothing but dust in the tank.

 

TADTS.

[Junkman]

I think all Mercedes and VWs should be fitted with trafficators to honour* their past

 

I just think all Mercedesesses and VWs should be owned by somebody else.

 

May I remind you ugly lot that I set out to buy a V12 Jaaag?

Conrad chose the Merc, I just ended up owning it.

Now everyone around me seems to be happy for me.

I never felt so misunderstood.

Now I can't get rid of it because two wimmin in my household love it.

My only consolation is there is yet another wommin in my household that loves the R16.

[Guest Hooli]

I can see your issue right away, too many wimmins.

[Junkman]

Not enough cars.

[Junkman]

On a more positive note, the car appears to be really well maintained.

Whatever random routine check I do, it turns out that everything has recently been taken care of.

All oils look fresh, so do the spark plugs, HT leads, dizzy cap and rotor, air filter element, oil filter, exhaust, tyres, brakes, despite the latter make the hewn from granite brake wear light flicker.

Someone must have spent a shitload of money not a long time ago.

Considering all this, I'm no longer as miffed as I was a few days ago, when I watched a very similar one, albeit sans folding rear headrests and thermo glass, being bid to only GBP 805. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I got the notification for that auction and was hoping you weren't watching it. 

 

That one had 40,000 more miles on it. And no headrests, no thermo glass, no phone, and wasn't available instantly in the location we were stranded in! 

[Junkman]

One thing is fact. The one I own due to you is a good one.

[Kringle]

True Bromance

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Not enough cars.

 

 

Too many wimmin!

[Junkman]

Spikey and I went on a road trip.

 

 

 

We passed by an old garage.

 

 

 

OMG, we have arrived already!

 

 

 

There were bunnies.

 

 

 

When they saw Spikey, they ran away.

 

 

 

 

Our roomshite in our hotelshite.

 

 

 

The roomshite has double standard.